^ can't read my sig

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^ makes up stories

likes childrens stories

is still making chit up

^ Makes chit sandwiches

is who i feed em to

^ Should put some mustard on them, or learn to cook better... :rofl2:

apparently knew mustard is my fav condiment...

^ Should always make sure to pack extra condom....ents :tup:

^ always playing ketch-up :tup:

thinks he is clever...

still thinking about the mustard dog

^ Wants to drive the Oscar-Meyer Wienermobile...

has drivin the oscar-meyer wienermobile

^ Rode around on top of it, the ladies weren't impressed... :shakes head:

sponsored by and gets a years worth of Oscar-Meyer wieners.

fixed:roflpuke2:

^ Is the only guy going to The Blue Oyster Bar... :wtf2:

^ is upset that HKYStormfront stood him up and didn't take him to the blue oyster club.

saw all three of you leaving the blue oyster bar holding hands

^stalks

was also stalking triples

likes to hold project's had on the cold winter nights...

^ should give me some photog's lessons

^ Should get MW2 sometime this year lol

traded in his copy of MW2 for some real, authentic, organic weiners at the local blue oyster bar.

^ Is rather... "inventive" when it comes to incorporating several different ideas from this thread into one cohesive burn.
Well played sir. Well played.

should know i've given up getting that game :shakes head:

^ Never give up, never surrender! Haven't you watched Galaxy Quest?! :bowrofl: :inoutroflpuke:

^knows i just died laughing!

is still laughing at that one, as am i, GQ FTMFW

^ Can't hit the Omega 13 cause he's laughing too hard

should know that the counter's only at 00:25... even if i hit it now it will keep going till 1

^ Has time to gawk at Sigourney Weaver then...

fapped to scene of S.W. where her jumpsuit was all torn up more than once using the ending sequence of Alien as foreplay

^ Faps to S.W. in Avatar

likes hot chicks in lab coats too

^ Wants to be their experiment

is the result of one of said experiments lol