finally got rid of the tricycle

^ Believes everyone has an *******

^ has no *******

^ looks at people in creepy ways

^ likes it

^ Watches men sweat

licks his lips

^ Doesnt know it was him

blinked

^ Saw Nothing!

knows nothing, was to busy talking

Was a Sgt. and now talks to his shoe

talks to himself

^must be talking to me, because I see no one else here....


You talkin' to me? You talkin' to me? You talkin' to me? Then who the hell else are you talkin' to? You talkin' to me? Well, I'm the only one here. Who the **** do you think you're talking to? Oh, yeah? Ok?

likes to be left alone

^ lone wolf

^drives almost slow enough to drive miss Daisy

^ jacks off to miss daisy

^promised to keep things we have in common a secret, but didn't keep his promise

^ promised to not take me on maury to prove I was the father, but didnt keep his promise.

speechless

^ turns down hot girls for not having a big enough arse.

knows what gets kicked out of bed

Believes in the soul, the ****, the pussy, the small of a woman's back, the hanging curve ball, high fiber, good scotch, that the novels of Susan Sontag are self-indulgent, overrated crap. Believes Lee Harvey Oswald acted alone. Believes there ought to be a constitutional amendment outlawing Astroturf and the designated hitter. Believes in the sweet spot, soft-core pornography, opening your presents Christmas morning rather than Christmas Eve and believes in long, slow, deep, soft, wet kisses that last three days... (that last item was told to me by Frost)

Has a Secret crush on Frost ^^^

^ made an edit and was give a brain bigger than a Dogs so he wouldn't hump womens legs at cocktail parties...

^ just quoted hackers

^knows his classics! :)

^ just made me feel old by calling hackers a classic :D

isn't that old

^ cylon

^ kobol

^ caprica

^^^ now has the song stuck in his head

easy to train like a parrot

^ is a gerbal

still stuck in the Parking lot

^^ knows im in my z so doesnt matter... ZZZ

enjoys his Z

^^ loves his Z