WHORE!!! :bowrofl::bowrofl::bowrofl::bowrofl:


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lol I hadn't either... now I have, and I can honestly say, it was pretty nice.. lol hand and feets massages

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hopefully it was a lady giving you those massages, it'd be weird if it was a dude doing it.. hahaha

Im out fellas, headed home!!!! woot! woot!

Dude! That was funny as Hell!:icon18:

If I was still married I think i could pull that off...not these days :bowrofl:

Edit* my Eyebrows these days:
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Dunkin Donuts Sour Cream donuts, glazed... damn it I just cleaned this keyboard :rofl2:

Have a good commute! See ya later!

I will not lie...I enjoyed the crap outta them lol

Cyanide and happiness have GREAT cartoons!
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A father put his 3 year old daughter to bed, told her a story and listened to her prayers which ended by saying, "God bless Mommy, God bless Daddy, God bless Grandma, and good-bye Grandpa."

The father asked, 'Why did you say good-bye Grandpa?'

... The little girl said, "I don't know daddy, it just seemed like the thing to do."



The next day grandpa died. The father thought it was a strange coincidence.

A few months later the father put the girl to bed and listened to her prayers which went like this, "God bless Mommy, God Bless Daddy and good-bye Grandma."



The next day the grandmother died.

"Holy crap" thought the father, "this kid is in contact with the other side."

Several weeks later when the girl was going to bed, the dad heard her say, "God bless Mommy and good-bye Daddy."



He practically went into shock. He couldn't sleep all night and got up at the crack of dawn to go to his office. He was nervous as a cat all day, had lunch and watched the clock.

He figured if he could get by until midnight he would be okay. He felt safe in the office, so instead of going home at the end of the day he stayed there, drinking coffee, looking at his watch and jumping at every sound. Finally midnight arrived; he breathed a sigh of relief and went home.

When he got home his wife said, "I've never seen you work so late. What's the matter?"

He said, "I don't want to talk about it, I've just spent the worst day of my life."



She said, "You think you had a bad day, you'll never believe what happened to me. This morning my golf pro dropped dead in the middle of my lesson!"

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checking in to say :hello:

been out visiting customers all day today. lunch was :yum:

few more hours and im off to home. :tup:
need to vac the house today. :ugh:

but my G's new floormats arrived. :tup:
and my lenovo finally shipped. :woot:

Afternoon everyone :hello:

Raining like crazy here today. I have to thank Mother Nature for the nice pre-wash. Hopefully it will stop raining next week so I can give the Z a detailing she deserves. Also, my tires are nearly bald, and my lunch run was a bit sketchy. I guess it's time to put on those rear tires I purchased a few months ago :driving:

Enjoy your Friday night and weekend everyone :tiphat:

lol I got my eyebrows waxed when I was in guam, just to see what it was lke.. and well, I had to keep them looking sharp for the ladies.. lol

:bowrofl::bowrofl::bowrofl: of course man...

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FIXED! :icon17:

could just be me :ugh2: maybe I should find new cravings my tires already need to be replaced next season........again (put new ones on in the spring!) :shakes head:

:woot: enjoy the weekend buddy! I am finally home and can start my own!

Today is the first day this week I have not had to work after work! Phew! I was not motivated today at all LOL :rofl2:

3 more fkin hours here

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Hello from Circuit of the Americas where we are stuck in the mud.

not the type of fun you were hoping for :ugh2:

Good day EW :hello:

:hello: Jason ready for the weekend?

:hello:

You bet I am.... But I have to work tonight. :shakes head:

Just got home from Mini GaleForce's first ever hockey game. Man, some of those little guys can skate!

Hello!!!!!

really work tonight :shakes head: I was thinking you might have been sun-thurs :ugh2:

that's exciting, he is playing hockey already! :tup: get him into box lacrosse for the summer! he will be a monster on the ice, it is the best conditioning for off season and keeps him in the same rinks :tup:

:hello: onze hope the healing is progressing well :tiphat:

brb going to get a pizza

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:tup:

Normally start Sunday night finish Friday morning. This shift is OT. I don't normally do overtime unless I'm on the tools but I thought a little extra spending money for Vegas could come in handy. :tup:

We had eh chance to put him in lacrosse last season but didn't think it would be a good idea to give a stick to a 2-3 year old to run around with, oh and don't hit anyone with it... :rofl2: Next season he'll do lacrosse. :tup:

:hello:

Are the nurses taking "care" of you? Wink, wink.

They are pretty good. Mrs. Dr. onzedge (Kate) is here also. She treats me pretty damn good for me not being a genetically altered and cloned laboratory research animal. She is accustomed to those.

thanks brother!

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hey appreciate it man, you enjoy yours as well, hell.. all you dudes and ladies have an awesome weekend! but be safe!

Sigh. Not at all. Two hours later we finally got help as everyone was leaving the event.

My z is staying at the dealership tonight since we couldn't get there. Alignment was done but I was told I needed a front control arm replaced but my extended warranty won't cover it. :(

ahhh thats bullsh1t.. man forget the damn dealer..