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BEST... "Shít I've been drinking/throwing up all night/work in an an hour remedy?!?!?

Hey all,
What's THE BEST remedy??? Me and girl XYZ polished off a fifth of tequila... She went from tipsy to plastered in one shot... And normally I cut her off at tipsy...

Please no BS replies or remarks, I didn't bang her, no intention to do so... I just need her to be better and more sober in an hour or two

PLEASE feel free to text me as I'm tending to her sleep/not choking on her puking...

(310)893-4207
Rep will be added, I'll buy you a drink, whatever floats your boat

Oh, and the supermarket is 1-2 min away... With my driving...

I'd give her a line of blow if I had it, and don't recommend "wake up juice" from 1885 Back to The Future

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Originally Posted by 6MT (Post 2206601)

:facepalm:

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Originally Posted by DEpointfive0 (Post 2206582)

Please no BS replies or remarks

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Call her work.... tell them she's sick. End of dilema.

I'll bring an IV kit and run a drip.... Kidding aside

I think just hydration man, Gatorade or something

So, First thing is first.

1. Do not give her blow that is for a hang-over not her current condition.
2. If she has long hair put it up.
3. If you want her to get better fast you need an IV but I am sure you don't have one so on 4.
4. Hydration is key so get distilled water into her system. Distilled water is pure and can absorb far more then regular water helping remove toxins.
5. Advil 2 pills
6. Eat Bacon, Bingeing on alcohol depletes neurotransmitters too, but bacon contains a high level of aminos which tops these up, giving you a clearer head
7. Don't know if it will help in a very short time frame but certainly will not hurt.

Stomach pump. Then be more responsible. My niece lost her life because her boyfriend talked her into doing/trying some drugs. Don't be that guy.

If she's Puerto Rican, Dominican or Cuban? Give her Mondongo
If she's Mexican,Saladorean etc... Give her Menudo.
If she's another race? I dunno? lol. :roflpuke2:

Well, sleep made her about a million times better

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Originally Posted by Fishey (Post 2206629)

I'm sorry, having worked in a lab... Having been raised in a pharmaceutical lab, distilled water HUGE NO NO...
Distilled water dehydrates you... It's so "pure" that is literally sucks the electrolytes out of you

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Originally Posted by GaleForce (Post 2206641)

Stomach pump. Then be more responsible. My niece lost her life because her boyfriend talked her into doing/trying some drugs. Don't be that guy.

Hey, I don't do drugs, hell, I haven't tried nor will I ever even smoke weed... And honestly, I've seen this girl drink, she out drinks me (waitress at a bar) even though I gave her the baby shots on each pour

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Originally Posted by UNKNOWN_370 (Post 2206651)

If she's Puerto Rican, Dominican or Cuban? Give her Mondongo
If she's Mexican,Saladorean etc... Give her Menudo.
If she's another race? I dunno? lol. :roflpuke2:

Yeahhhhhhhh... I've gone out with enough Latinas to know THEIR cure(s) LOL

She's Chinese, LOL

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Originally Posted by FairladyZ (Post 2206623)

I'll bring an IV kit and run a drip.... Kidding aside

I think just hydration man, Gatorade or something

I wish you lived closer!!! Thanks brother