Yaris, base trim

Z-28 from 1992

Had an Accident.

Bug splatter

Bought a lemon (true story with RX8)

coffee spilled on my light grey leather interior while getting a hummer from a 25 dollar hooker

Dodged a deer that ran out in the middle of the road but hit the a pole that fell on Lukoil gas station and caused a fire that engulfed the premises. The Lukoil happened to have a Prius, a Fiat 500, and a Mazda 2 in the service bays. =]

Elephant relieved himself(itself?) next to my old Chevelle... lots of splatter... :icon14:

Farted in my stepfather's 69 Stingray and dutch ovened the hell out of us.

Getting a bj done by a $25 hooker while on the way to rosie pool-side party

Huffed a bag of glue while street racing an aluminum-winged Elantra on the way to my AA meeting.

into the ditch while replying romantic texts from latifah

Jacked

jerking off while driving because I heard Ellen DeGeneres on the radio, I lost control during the moment of climax and drove into my neighbor's prize-winning rose beds

knocking from the engine vigorously last time when latifah say "I wanna get a ride on this baby.."

Lost a wheel while driving on the interstate.

meth-pipe smoking

Nissan paper thin eco-friendly paint was exposed to direct sunlight and 10mph wind for 2 straight hours.

Oprah was in the passenger seat talking my ear off and I ran a red light...

Punani hairs from the $800 a night hooker were found all over my shift knob

Queen Lafifah borrowed my car and now the headrest is stained

rosie n latifah took the Z for a spin and now it is 4.85 inches lowered permanently....

supercharged prius

Take out Chinese spilled all over when I raced a Prius

underbody rusted right through

Vtec kicked in and blew a head gasket

water got in through the intake and caused hydrostatic lock

X-band radar detected and I made a run for it, crashing into a fence -- turns out it was an automatic door opener that set it off...

yaw uncorrected resulted in wrap-around a tree.

Zelda, my maid and personal trainer, decided to self-teach manual shifting in my Z

New Category???

Bump

New topic: 80s Movies

Holy crap.. Amadeus

Beverly Hills Cop

cocoon

(I have a feeling Mr.onzedge will do Top Gun when it gets to T... :icon17:)

Die Hard

E.T.