making weird faces behind in-laws only to find mirror on the other side of room...

Not showing up for family dinner at the in-laws with the excuse of working late, only to be found at the strip club with 4 of your buddies all drunk and rowdy by your brother-in-law, who also skipped dinner because of "work".

Out late drinking instead of sitting for the family portrait

Portrait session post-poned till the next day because of your late night drinking.

quitting my job and firgetting to tell anyone

Rolling my eyes and grandma see me doing it.

Staying up all night before a Thanksgiving Dinner and then sleeping through it

Totalling dad's car

Underwear shopping with my girlfriend and ran into my Mom at the store

Very embarrassed that mom bumped into me and my girlfriend, I then noticed my wife was with my mom.

wretching my guts out at Christmas dinner

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xhamster.com viewing while my Dad was standing behind me and I did not know it...

yelling (not that loud) profanity-series in garage while trying to get a f-king nut loose not knowing in-law standing there watching.