a lunch meet with Obama... (sorry dude.. I just don't have the time for ya..)

Buy an island and kick all the indigenous people off it...

I'd name it "Kenchania"

Climb into a Gallardo and just drive it out from the showroom.

drive a car(exotic/sports car) till the tires burn out then go buy another!

Eat ice cream out of Salma Hayek's crack

Figure out how to get ripped

Get rich quick and then treat every 370z member that repped me in the last month to an aluminum wing from Pep Boys.

Have s3x with that materialistic, smokin-hawt blonde at the gym after buying her a hot pink ferarri 458.

Install spinner hubcaps on fonzo's 370z while he's at the gym with the hot blonde

:icon17: Jump into my "spinning" Z after hoodsliding like Bo Duke

Bump

kick Vertigo's butt while he's installing spinner on fonzo's Z

Lamborghini....... obviously can't afford one :crying:

Make Pina Coladas on an island in the Bahamas

Night maneuvers at Queen Lafifah's compound

Ocean cruise with Rosie O'Donnell, Ellen DeGeneres and Queen Latifah alone in bikini while they take turn rubbing sun-tan lotion on your body every 30 mins

Pajama party with Hillary Clinton and Janet Reno

bump

Q&A with the guy that decided to use thin-a$s paint on the 370z

Rub sun-tan lotion on Upton's back... :yum:

Skiing in the Alps with Arnold Schwarzenegger

Tea party with Palin... :wtf2:

Underwear fitter at a Victoria's Secret show

Victoria's Secret Show executive underwear fitter for Queen Latifah.... :barf:

Waterboarding detainees with John Kerry and Hillary Clinton

X-ray images taking for Joan Rivers

bump

Your mom's bedroom while your dad's out of town. lol

Zeiss lenses purchases

A dead body

Babies

Cuffs on a DUI that just had a bad crash

Doctors smoking cigarettes in the break room.

Emergency room filled with rosie o'donnell-like nurses and patients

Fellow patients waiting in line at the ER

gurneys

Horrible food

injections

Janitor room with Dr.phil & nurse-latifah making out :wtf2: