Getting to the gate early only to wait on the ramp 30 minutes for the plane that is there to leave

Hoping the big gal that is tightly making her way through the plane is NOT sitting aside of you...:eek:

Intercontinental travel on an A-330 in Delta One

Joyous sounds of a toddler in the seat behind you that you have to refrain from slapping

Kid kicking the seat the entire flight and the parents oblivious

Luggage never to be seen again...

Maintenance delay due to a Zone 3 retard trying to shove an overstuffed carryon into the overhead and breaking it...

Noticing out the window that the suitcase being recklessly bounced off the tarmac looks quite familiar...

Overseas flight in first class

Puntang from a Taiwanese prostitute.

Queen Latifah bumped you from Seat 1A

Realizing you are going to miss your plane due to the security check... :shakes head:

Sitting on the tarmac after an early arrival -- all excited to arrive ahead of time, only to have one's hopes smashed as the airplane marshals enjoy a 15 minute break...

Tasting a $15 slice of pizza in one of the beautiful concourse eateries...

Unwittingly shouting a greeting to your friend Jack such as, "Hi Jack!"