Don't you recall your grammar lesson about double negatives?

orange blueberries

Paula Abdul's popularity -- very strange indeed

queer and gay having weird double meanings thru the years

rapids in a molasses river

spotting sexy women in Northwest Arkansas (highly unusual)

tickling big foots' toes

unidentified objects on the lavatory floor on a 757

viewing the aftermath of mr. O's claim of yet another "mile-high" conquest whilst wading thru the messy, sticky, underfoot debris on the same flight

winter heat wave

xray at TSA reveals a gerbil

yellow-bellied cowards who hide behind their computer screens

zebras without stripes

New category: Actors/Actresses (first or last)

arnold

Bridgette