pretty old stewardesses

Queen Latifah is on my left and Rosie O'Donnell on my right

realizing 1st class ain't what it used to be...

Stewardesses who still wear stockings -- stimulating both the spirit and the imagination as one ponders as to whether they are thigh-highs, gartered or pantyhose...

titty boating a Stewardes

u observe stews wearing "F-ME" pumps...'her' words...(my ex)...not mine...1st time i ever hearded that...sigh

virgins on a plane trying to get a 2 for one with the V card and mile high club

waiting for the lavatory because some clown is in there who thinks he is the only person on the plane...

(bump)

xtra long taking time to finish masturbating in the lavatory because some impatient bastard keeps banging on the friggin' door!!!

yucky, unknown substance found in seat pocket

zebra-pelted seat covers glanced whilst peering into stuffy first-class...

We don't have those...

There are complimentary foot rubs though...

ask permission (and gotten it...sigh) to marry my last ex...