Interstellar travel of unmanned spacecraft.

Jumping between solar systems with warp drive

Kids born with traits of the parents' choosing.

(That is not too far away....)

Light Sabers!!!!!

Meteor shields to prevent armageddon!!!!

Nano bots that run around in your bloodstream and kill viruses...

Other-world contacts....hopefully alien women with funny tops and human-compatible bottoms :icon17:

phaser gun control

Q continuum becomes reality

Robots that perform all sorts of menial labor, forcing the unemployment rate above 60%

sex slaves that are human-like, but robots and must cater to one's every whim

teleportation

unlimited energy

Video games that suck you into the game itself like Tron

Warp drive

Xanthum Energy Drinks

Youth, Fountain of

Z cars powered by flatulence and unlimited supplies of beans and avocados

Acapulco beaches after dark for sandy sex with hot local women.

Burros painted like zebras -- always available for photo opportunities

Cartel gunfire keeps me wide awake at night so I don't have a desire to go to sleep early, which leads to a late night rendezvous with hot local woman on Acapulco beach for sandy sex.

Delicious tacos

Eating spicy food that makes my lips big and red like Ronald McDonald.

Fajitas!

girls in bikinis

Half-empty bottles of ice-cold Modelo on a hot day

Ixtapa

Juarez if you're a mortician

Kids selling delicious Mexican candy on the street :yum:

Loco drug-crazed folks who will kill you with a machete

Mexican jumping beans

Nachos everywhere!!!

Ocean that I can see my feet in.

Paco, everyone is named Paco it seems

Quirky impersonations by your best friend :rofl2:

Rats that look like dogs. Locals call them 'chihuahuas'.

Sombreros and siestas

Tijuana water that surpasses any known laxative

Underage senoritas and donkeys in burlesque shows