Queen Latifah was stalking me, calling, texting, showing up unannounced, sending flowers, keying cars, arrived to the company Christmas party dressed in a corset and stockings...

rarely bothering to throw away my trash in the break room

spying on the boss having relations with a secretary and getting caught

toking up the bathroom

undermining a hostile takeover

varying degrees of body odor

waiting too long to report a product issue, resulting in a recall

x-ray machine left running

yellow stains on one's trousers during a shareholder meeting

zero tolerance for subpar work

Annapolis

Bainbridge

Chancellorsville

Decatur