Drugs

Disney World, rename it Z Land, make the whole park Z-themed.

Ecuador -- and I'd exile everyone

Ferrari F40 and a staff of italian swimsuit models to wax my car in the nude while I observe and eat Beluga caviar from my poolside hammock.

Gold Krugerrand coins and then pay for everything with them

House that Gatsby has in the new Great Gatsby movie, except I'd throw better parties with $800 dollar an hour hookers serving food topless.

I'd give everyone who has ever repped me here a voucher worth $1,000,000 at Madame Wong's House of Pleasure and Pain and a $10,000 gift card for Waffle House

Just about anything I want

Kitchenaid company -- the whole thing. Then I'd give everyone I know "friends and family" discounts on their blenders and toasters

Lots of stuff

mounds of cash to swim in naked

Never ending supply of everything

oodles and oodles of cash

Piles of gold coins - Just because I like gold :icon17:

Queen Mary (the ocean liner) and I would move in and pretend to be the captain

Rubies from Spain - so bright the give people a headache

Salma Hayek a nudist colony, excommunicate every male member.

Tons of cash and I'd swim in it naked every day ad post videos of me doing this on Youtube

Underwear in bulk to last me a lifetime.

Victorian gown - for my mistress. Then I tell her she looks fat.

Washington -- the entire state. I'd make myself "President of Washington for Life", Move into Bill Gates' house after I kick him out, start my own militia, secede from the union, burn down all the Starbucks stores and then gather up all the hipsters and put them in a re-education camp on one of the islands in the Puget Sound.

Xerox -- the entire company... What would I do with it? I don't know but it starts with "X"

Yodelling lessons for everyone on the forum. :tup:

Zephyr batteries from the movie Knight and Day - because they explode :icon17:

acapulco

Buenos-dias

Cartels

drug-lords

Extremely brutal murders by drug cartels

Fingers cut off for boning a drug cartel's seniorita.

Gruesome beheadings by drug cartels

Handcuffed with my arms around a cactus, coutresy of drug cartels.

Hot women who do anything for 5 USD, but they turn out to be men and Guatemalan, not Mexican

Ice cold killers employed by drug cartels

Isuzu Rodeos that haven't been washed in 16 years, driven along the countryside by hitmen of the drug cartel.

Jalapeno-wrapped peyote buttons for sale on every street corner in Juarez

Kilos of blow....and almost nekkid girls cutting it:icon17:

Los Panchos -- awesome taco stand

Men with large knives ready for dismembering the bodies of people who mess with the cartels