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going to the truck and tractor pull
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Hurrying to the flower shop...
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Ignoring valentine's day
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Joking with your spouse about forgetting Valentines day.
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kick boxing class gift card
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Losing your iPhone that has the reminder on it about getting your girl a gift.
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macaroni and cheese is not a romantic dinner, as it turns out...
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Needing condoms and not having any
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Oprah Winfrey came on TV and ruing the mood
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Padding on her bra.
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Quoting "fight club" in her card.
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Reenacting scenes from 9 1/2 weeks...
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Saying "I love you" and getting "awww, that's sweet." as a reply.
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Trying out sex toys for the first time and we experienced a malfunction which caused the paramedics to come to the house to free us from the trapeze in which we became hopelessly entangled...
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