knocking from the engine vigorously last time when latifah say "I wanna get a ride on this baby.."

Lost a wheel while driving on the interstate.

meth-pipe smoking

Nissan paper thin eco-friendly paint was exposed to direct sunlight and 10mph wind for 2 straight hours.

Oprah was in the passenger seat talking my ear off and I ran a red light...

Punani hairs from the $800 a night hooker were found all over my shift knob

Queen Lafifah borrowed my car and now the headrest is stained

rosie n latifah took the Z for a spin and now it is 4.85 inches lowered permanently....

supercharged prius

Take out Chinese spilled all over when I raced a Prius

underbody rusted right through

Vtec kicked in and blew a head gasket

water got in through the intake and caused hydrostatic lock

X-band radar detected and I made a run for it, crashing into a fence -- turns out it was an automatic door opener that set it off...

yaw uncorrected resulted in wrap-around a tree.