damn -- I read that as "bring" --- Daahhhh

My apologies.

Masturbating while in your cubicle and think no one is looking.

nosing through the boss's desk when he enters his office.

Operating a forklift in an unsafe manner, like doing donuts or lift your buddy up on it.

Job searching during work hours using the company laptop.

Answer a recruiter's call during work hour while still working at your desk.

Ask your boss for a recommendation letter before giving a two weeks notice.

Don't show up to work the next two weeks.

Randomly walk into work in boxer and flip flop with a 40 oz in hand.

Browsing onzedge's special threads while the boss is going over your pefomance review.

place open tuna containers under the boss's desk

Quenching ones thirst with a 40oz.er while on duty with highway patrol.

Replacing the water with vodka

Stroll through the office wearing the Emperor's new cloths

Taking office supplies

unable to understand simple rules or even alphabetical order

voicing your support for Trump

whacking off in the ladies room with the toilet seat down

x-rated website surfing while waiting for a meeting to start and forgetting that you have gotomeeting on and you are sharing your screen with 4 of your executives and 6 people from a prospective client site

yellow manila envelopes filled with child porn xerox copies are accidentally sent to the mail room with your return address clearly stamped upon it

z-car forum surfing instead of delivering the TPS report

ASVAB for Dummies (yes it actually exists...):icon14:

Beers of the World

Chicken Health for Dummies

Development of Piston Aero Engines, The

Everything You Wanted to Know About Sex (but were afraid to ask)

fail safe (ending took my breath away in jr. high)

Gods and Generals

He 111 Kampfgeschwader in the West

BTW, all the books I list are in my book collection.

Mine as well...

I, Robot

Jimmy Stewart -- Bomber Pilot

Kiss of Death

longmire

Mustang Designer, Edgar Schmued and the P-51

No Exit

"Our Kind of Traitor" by Le Carré

Portnoy's Complaint

Well, tan my hide, I don't have any books that start with "Q". I might just buy this, though.

"Quantum Physics: A Beginner's Guide"

I have to wonder how simple a beginner's guide for quantum physics can be.

Rise of Modern China, The