rudy

Stanislaus

Teresa

Ulysses

ulysses

Vladimir

Xavier

Yoshi

Zaphod

Ancient aliens

Bright lights in the sky at night

cold fusion

darkness at noon

elephants in pajamas

flying pigs

green eggs and ham

Hillary uttering truth

Icicles in hell

(non-stick) jujubes

killer koalas

lizards lathered luxuriously in lavender liquids

masses of Bernie Sanders supporters getting jobs

negatively charged positrons

negative charged protons

Don't you recall your grammar lesson about double negatives?

orange blueberries

Paula Abdul's popularity -- very strange indeed

queer and gay having weird double meanings thru the years

rapids in a molasses river

spotting sexy women in Northwest Arkansas (highly unusual)

tickling big foots' toes

unidentified objects on the lavatory floor on a 757

viewing the aftermath of mr. O's claim of yet another "mile-high" conquest whilst wading thru the messy, sticky, underfoot debris on the same flight

winter heat wave

xray at TSA reveals a gerbil

yellow-bellied cowards who hide behind their computer screens

zebras without stripes

New category: Actors/Actresses (first or last)

arnold

Bridgette