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Kick boxing class with Queen Latifah and Rosie O'Donnell has me all bruised and sore
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Lactating Mermaids kidnapped me.
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Mom needs to get bailed out of jail again
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Near death experience
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oprah ask me to fix her plumbing.....
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Papa John's pizza gave me food poisoning
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queen latifah insisted to give me a ride..... but it turns out the ride is to somewhere else....
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Rosy rash on my a$$ kept me up all night
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Sudden power outrage of the garage ONLY
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Trying out my trapeze in the bedroom last night and I got stuck
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Underwear soiled...no clean ones left, had to wait while laundry was being done.
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Very sudden winter storm came through and closed down my whole town!
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wiener sagging.... depressed
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X-men asked me to fix his toilet.. and I can't reject cos he came with rosie
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Young stripper made me give up all of my gas money
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