Racing :)

syphilis

tetanus

urinary tract infection

venereal disease

warts

Xenotropic Murine Leukemia Virus

yellow fever

Zunich–Kaye syndrome

Alienating Your Co-workers

by farting

coming to meetings on mushrooms

dozing at meetings

eschewing corporate values

Fuuking shite up

gross-out description of the weekend's sexcape

hemorrhoid pillow exploded and your manager mistook it for gunfire.

inserting your fingers in ears of cohorts

jamming up the internet bandwidth with porn streaming

keeping secrets with co-workers you assume can't be readily trusted

leaking proprietary information to competitors

making out with the boss's Wife and Daughter

opting out of paying into office party

neglecting deadlines on projects

pot smoking in the office

Queen Latifah was stalking me, calling, texting, showing up unannounced, sending flowers, keying cars, arrived to the company Christmas party dressed in a corset and stockings...

rarely bothering to throw away my trash in the break room

spying on the boss having relations with a secretary and getting caught

toking up the bathroom

undermining a hostile takeover

varying degrees of body odor

waiting too long to report a product issue, resulting in a recall

x-ray machine left running

yellow stains on one's trousers during a shareholder meeting

zero tolerance for subpar work

Annapolis

Bainbridge

Chancellorsville

Decatur