Red looks good on you! (talking to a girl in the tampon isle:facepalm:)

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She knows how to work a stick (shift) :icon17:

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Tap that sh!t

Undo this button for me. (overheard in a restroom at the airport from a guy with his arm in a cast)

Virgins are the only thing I'll do now (at the alcholics annonymous meeting)

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Watch it so that you don't drag it on your teeth when you slide it into your mouth. (Instructions to a child on licking a popsicle)

i'm not familiar with how to play this game, what's the rules? :D

:icon17: You gotta say something (on-topic....check a few posts back to see what the topic is) that starts with the next letter in the alphabet. The topic for now is "easily misinterpreted statements". Once we reach the letter "Z", anyone can choose the next topic.

Xerox my a$$ (sarcastically)

You just cannot suck on it for two hours -- it is not good for you. (Instructions to your child on lollipop eating)

Zoom in on her, yeah check out that back side!

Average Joe's 5" Subs :icon17: