ulcerative colitis

venereal disease

warts

xerostomia

yeast infection

Zinc Deficiency

Ways to die......

(i know it's a bit morbid but it's the first thing that came to me)

Arrow to the skull

Bang your in-law's face on piece of sh!t

(it won't kill yourself instantly, but you will get murdered right after... guarantee..!!)

cut off your head

drop from a height

Eat rat poison

finish a glass of acid

Glass shards shot at high speed via compressed air

hari kari