supercharger

turbo

ugly aluminum wing

VTec -- for the loss

windshield sticker that says "Daewoo Racing"

X-pipes for your catback

yellow touch up paint

Z-car badge

Your turn, please

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All of my shirts are wrinkled

Blowing up the toilet from drinking wine and beer last night

Cocaine deal gone bad -- sold to an undercover DEA agent

Drove a Porsche GT2, fell in love, and will be driving to the beach with an $800 a night hooker

Everything I own is on the front yard under the sprinklers after my wife found my last American Express statement and it had 14 different charges of $800 each to Madame Wong's House of Massage and Happy Endings in Coon Rapids, MN