Cool nick-names for cars
 

Nissan Leaf = Nissan Laugh
Nissan Juke = Nissan Joke
Mercury Mistique = Mercury Mistake
AMC Pacer = fishbowl on wheels

Anymore...?

Honda fit= Honda fun :bowrofl:

X-wife called my '71 240Z a PM (penis machine). The Z only got sexier since then

We're you mak'n babies in that 240?

Ford Taurus = Ford clitoris

Pontiac Grand Prix = Grand Prick

Landrover Discovery = Landrover disco (a little lame)

Nissan Rogue = Nissan rude. (also kinda lame)

Ford Thunderbird = Ford thunder chicken

Pontiac GTO = Goat

Nissan GTR = godzilla

It...

I call my cars IT... LOL


I call the Ford Ranger the "Frod" Ranger because me and a friend were going to use one in a senior prank, and someone advertised it as a "Frod"

no we used the 68 VW Beatle for that...

Relax, if I listed your car, it was just a joke.
Cool nicknames I use for cars: (the short list)


Camaro = Trashy Crap
Corvette = Crap
Mini Cooper = Mini Crap
Civic = Crap
Accord = Crap
Fit = Crap
Juke = Crap
Titan = Crap
Mustang = Crap Seen Everywhere on the Road
GTi = Crap
Lebaron = Crap
Caprice = Crap
Protege5 = Crap
Miata = Crap
LSX = Crap
A4 = Crap
Sebrine = Crap
318i/328is = Crap
LeMans = Crap
Wrangler = Trail Crap
Sierra = Crap
Tahoe/Suburban = Big Crap
Fiat 500 = Crap
Elantra = Crap
Jag S Type = Crap
Boxster = Crap
Countour = Crap
Crown Victoria = Crap
Sephia = Crap
Sonoma = Crap
Optima = Crap
Eclipse = Crap
Mazda 3 = Crap
Galant = Crap
Grand Marquis = Crap
370Z = The Sexy Maker
Lancer = Crap
Cutlass = Crap
Milan = Crap
Bravada = Crap
xB = Box-Shaped Crap
Bonneville = Crap
FR-S = Crap
Charger = Crap
tC = Crap
Challenger = Crap
Firebird = Crap
STi = Crap
Fiero = Crap
Pinto = Flammable Crap
G6 = Crap
Impreza = Crap
VW Beetle = Crap that grant used to make babies
Avenger = Crap
Integra = Crap
Golf = Crap
GrandAm/GrandPrix = Grand Crap
Dart = Crap
EVO = AWD Turbo-Crap
Legend = Crap


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Relax, if I listed your car, it was just a joke.

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