**** my wife. I just saw a shooting star. Can't tell if I'm happy or not.


Sent from my iPizzle using magic and new-fangled science stuff

you are... cos you are drunk...

Hi drunk!

Watchu been drinkin' bro?

The old laptop couldn't handle your :postwhore:

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Picks of you riding a horse while wearing a tiara and UGG boots or it didn't happen.

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Dude, if you have the recovery cd that came with your laptop, you can wipe it clean and put it back to the state it was in when you first bought it. It's simply bogged down with crap after whatever duration you've been running it for. MS Windows is famous for that shiz. :ugh2:

the charger area for the wall charger to go in, doesnt work sometimes and i have to pull and jiggle it around a bit since it doesnt want to charge, and sometimes the screen freezes for a few seconds and then turns a bright rainbow color before snapping back to reality, instead of being on shrooms.

all i can say is thank god the new lap top is only a coyple days away, the charger wire is taped up and still works however the "battery charging" icon at the bottom, now has a red X through it and says "consider getting a new battery"

JUST LAST ME A FEW MORE DAYS!!! DONT FAIL ME NOW! :bowrofl:

Ok, yeah....it's done Jim. Time to get a new one!:roflpuke2:

What!? Tell me you have never had one of those nights...

FEW MORE DAYS JIM, FEW MORE DAYS! THEN you may RIP. lol! waiting.....patiently waiting :excited:

Mostly is the connection between the display and the main unit.... the connector is getting worn....

which is mainly due to you've been watching too much porn and always have to close the lid heavily due to sudden appearance of mom or other people....

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Yeah, are the keys sticky? That causes the screen to freeze too! :icon18: