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alchenga_troll... what up duuuuuude?!!?
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and cherries!?!!?! what up duuuuuude?
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Patrick, who was vacationing in the Bahamas couldn't seem to make it with any of the girls. So he asked the local lifeguard for some advice.
"Mate, it's obvious," says the lifeguard, "you're wearing them old baggy swimming trunks that make ya look like an old geezer. They're years outta style. Your best bet is to grab yourself a pair of Speedos - about two sizes too small - and drop a fist-sized potato down inside 'em. I'm tellin' ya man... you'll have all the babes ya want!" The following weekend, Patrick hits the beach with his spanking new tight Speedos, and his fist-sized potato. Everybody on the beach was disgusted as he walked by, covering their faces, turning away, laughing, looking sick! So he went back to the lifeguard again and asked him, "What's wrong now?" "Damn, Mate!" said the lifeguard, "The potato goes in front!!" |
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goodpm, everyone. :hello:
been a hectic day so far trying to catch up to everything... im going to to back like 20pages to see wat you guys were up to. :p brb! |
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Us court of appeals said illinois ban on concealed weapons is unconstitutional. :woot:
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Mr.kenchan... you've got a pile of pages in front of you... :icon17: meanwhile we are adding more.... :icon18: Hope your hectic day will get over quickly... :tiphat: |
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