He probably deserved it.

P.S. pretty sure that makes you an a$$hole... :rofl2:

excellent example of why road rage exists

No no, I meant pretty mean as in tooting the horn



That's not bad what I did, kinda mild.... Lol
advice is never to tick off a French driver.

Ah, that's right. You're French Canadian. No wonder you think Mozilla is a type of cheese. :rolleyes:

:icon18:

^^ Now u know what I mean....lol
^^

Got another to add to the list...

A-holes that take the widest right turns possible. You're driving behind them in the right lane and they're going to turn right, but how should you know? They don't use turn signals and they're not moving over to the right to make the turn. Nope. Instead, they slow WAY down at the green light forcing you to get on the brakes and then they take the widest unpredicted right turn possible as if they're driving a freaking 18-wheeler!

Those retarded F*ck-heads.

Volvo's.

Smart cars

Gravel and Rock carrying trucks (OR Dump trucks!) that don't put tarps or covers over their haul.

Seriously... HOW HARD IS IT TO PUT A F-ING COVER OVER THE HAUL??? When you're behind these lazy sacks of sh!t, it seems like you're getting stoned to death by small pebbles. You KNOW your paint is going to be all screwed up if you're in this sh!t storm too long, but yet you can't go anywhere. You're STUCK behind this turd-bucket.

butt flickers. i'm sure there are several government funded studies that confirm the link between the instant road rage found in non-smokers whenever a smoker in front of them flicks a butt out the window and onto the car behind them with a non-smoker inside... what's worse is when they do it out of the sunroof. nothing against people who smoke, but please keep your trash in your car.

slow drivers in the fast lane. another well studied and documented phenomenon. i'm sure this is contributing to the economic recession somehow.

owners of fast/performance cars who drive ridiculously slow.... they could at least try and drive the speed limit. is driving slow enough that you force people to give you the stink eye just to be noticed really that important?

people who dont really care if they stay in their lane. its even worse when you pass by the jerk who's weaving all over their lane and over the separating line and back again only to find that there is no cellphone in hand, no makeup being applied, no screaming kids in the back seat.. in other words, why the hell aren't you paying attention? you're causing all the people around you to dodge out of the way and pissing EVERYONE off!

is it too much to ask that bailout money be appropriated to providing all 370z drivers a lane of their own to go wherever they want as fast as they want at any time?

but seriously.. these things drive me nuts!!

TOTALLY and completely agree. the first, devirginizing knick in my paint came from one of these jerks.. i was even two lanes over and WAY behind him.

HAHA! I can write a book about the things that bug the crap out of me on the road. It's a good thing I don't carry a gun in my car! :D

And you live in LA!

People who wear their sleeves on their cars i.e. political bumper stickers....I'd rather not know.

People who don't remove political bumper stickers, after the election!

I have a ton of favorites:

-Slow drivers in the fast lane.
-Drivers who cut the corner when making a left turn, and almost hit you head on. Then they look at you like you did something wrong. WTF?
-Slow drivers in the fast lane.
-When people who don't speed up when they merge from the slow lane merge into your lane because slower traffic is merging into their lane.
-fukheads who don't pay attention to the left turn signal and leave everyone behind them high and dry.
-Slow drivers in the fast lane.
-Slow drivers in the fast lane that don't get out of the way when traffic builds up behind them.
-Slow drivers in the fast lane that get mad at tailgaters because they're too stupid to realize that they need to get out of the way.
-sh!theads that talk on their cellphones while driving and almost cause accidents.
-drivers that feel the need to go 25+ mph in a crowded parking lot.
-oblivous morons that stop in a parking lot then start moving once the other cars stuck behind them start to go around them.
-Slow drivers in the fast lane.
-a$$holes who park next to a store in the firelane [in a strip mall], then go inside and take their time shopping.
-Drivers in big trucks & SUV's that slow down to a crawl when they see a speedbump.
-a$$holes who like to go 40+ mph in a residential neighborhood.

Damn someone's had a tough day!:ughdance:
I see this everyday. Just got use to it by now I guess...

I've seen plenty of a-holes on the road in the last two days. Especially today, running around town running errands and getting a brake job done for a friend.

the asian drivers behind me.

when i get a little tired on a road trip, cross the lane and hit the little bumps that divide the lanes, and people stare at you like I did something horribly wrong. It happened today again =__= when i made a road trip to fresno.

Damn and I know it get's awful there especially around LUNCH TIME...
It's all good though as long as nothing bad happens I guess :tup:

Geezus.. Don't get me started on how people park... Ohhhhh man. Here it comes:

SUV drivers that park in the compact spots closest to the store entrances. The BIG SUVs take 3 spots because they're centered over the compact spot, but nobody can park next to them because they can't open their doors! IF YOU DON'T HAVE A COMPACT CAR, YOU DON'T PARK IN A COMPACT SPOT. I wish I could just magically move some of these SUVs right into the handicap spots and let them get tickets. They didn't belong in either spot but only 1 gets enforced! I'd like to see the compact spots get enforced too.

People that purposely park in two spots in a parking lot so that nobody can park next to them. They park so that the line is directly in the middle of the car. Honestly, what makes them think they're so special with their crappy 3 series BMW that they need to take two spots... And this usually happens when there's NO parking anywhere else.

People that like to "group" with you in empty parking lots. You go to a store and park your car at the farthest end of the lot where NO cars are. There's 100 spots to the left and right of your car open and free. 200 spots behind it closer to the stores. You know that nobody's going to park next to your car and scratch it while you're gone. But when you get out, there's a freaking car parked right next to your car. All the other spots still open and free, yet this a-hole had to be the smart-@ss and park right next to you... And usually on the drivers side to make it harder to get into the car!

AND MY FAVORITE PARKER OF ALL TIME!
The "Curb Hogger!" This the miserable piece of low-life scum... the son of b!tche that NOBODY likes... the mother of all A-holes!!! This is the tw@t that parallel parks their car so that nobody can park in front or behind them. This jerk will find the 2 empty spaces on a crowded, hard to find parking, block and park in the middle of them. 5 ft in front of them, 5 ft behind them. They leave just enough room to park your power-wheels and a bicycle. Of course, there's some that don't do it on purpose. But that's no excuse. As you walk away from your car, you can't say "Oh, I didn't notice that GIANT F*CKING OPEN SPACE THAT NORMALLY ANOTHER CAR COULD PARK IN there. Gee golly. Maybe I should move up and make room for another car to park." NOOOOOOO That'd be courteous to other drivers. Why would you want to do that. Leave your sh!t box right there. Nobody will mind. Then there's the @ss-F*cks that think they SHOULD do it. "My Mercedes is worth too much money. Nobody should park next to me. Their proximity to my car lowers its value." (Like a Mercedes needs help lowering its value.) So the dipsh!t will park in as many spaces as possible... Key 'em. They deserve it.

Feel free to key ANY of these dipsh!ts I've mentioned... If you want, you can give them the A-hole award I've prepared:
http://www.geocities.com/mattarron/AssHoleAward.pdf
http://www.geocities.com/mattarron/assholeaward.jpg

Damnit Crash, you stole all mine!! :tiphat:

:icon18: I do this, but only if there are plenty of other spaces. You should see how narrow English parking spaces are.

I do it because I HATE CAR PARK DOOR DINKS - and they cost a lot to get removed.

Ah geez... Dude... Don't do that around me. If I have a extra stone or baseball or something lying around... OOOOOOOooooooo, Man. LOL

HAHA! I'm telling you, I could write a book on this.

youparklikeanasshole

Can't stand people who park too close or even have the audacity to park in FRONT of my driveway so I can't get out. Way to go, *******!

Yep... There's a lot of people out there that just can't stand a bad parking job.

If nobody took this already: People still talking while driving. The cell-phone laws aren't strict enough, the fines aren't high enough.

Get a earpiece people! Multi-tasking is BS. Human beings don't peform more than 1 thing well at a time.