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"Well, sometimes when I'm lonely I rub ShamWow against my face and pretend it's a womans busoms." *insert freaky smile here*

I TOTALLY read that wrong....for a second I thought you said you rub the shamwow guy all over your face...LOL


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That does it....no more typing quotes from stupid videos for me! :p

I hope they put together some kind of tribute to Billy the way BET did for MJ. Just have every single product he ever hawked, with a bunch of Billy Mays impersonators. That would be awesome.

Billy Mays Mend-it Dub. The teddy bear part at the end is pretty funny. NSFW-ish (language):




"Optimus Prime can't even break out of this"

That. Was Flipping Great.

Yea I seen that show. But billy is more popular than that english guy. There goes the show. The english guy isn't as popular as mays.

Either drugs or poor health. Probably poor health. Or poor health can run through his family.

That was hilarious.

Billy Mays gangsta remix
 

Autopsy uncovers cocaine in Billy Mays' body
Examiner: Drug use caused or contributed to heart disease, death

TAMPA, Fla. - An autopsy report shows that cocaine use contributed to the heart disease that suddenly killed TV pitchman Billy Mays in June, officials announced Friday.

The Hillsborough County medical examiner's office previously determined that the bearded, boisterous TV spokesman had a heart attack in his sleep. His wife found him unresponsive in bed in their Tampa condo June 28.

Mays was a pop-culture fixture with his energetic commercials pitching gadgets and cleaning products like Orange Glo and OxiClean.

While heart disease was the primary cause of death, a report released Friday by the medical examiner listed cocaine as a "contributory cause of death."

Drug taken days before death
The medical examiner "concluded that cocaine use caused or contributed to the development of his heart disease, and thereby contributed to his death," the office said in a press release.

The office said Mays last used cocaine in the few days before his death but was not under the influence of the drug when he died. Hillsborough County spokeswoman Lori Hudson said nothing in the toxicology report indicated the frequency of Mays' cocaine use.

Cocaine can raise the arterial blood pressure, directly cause thickening of the left wall of the ventricle and accelerate the formation of atherosclerosis in the coronary arteries, the release said.

The toxicology tests also showed therapeutic amounts of painkillers hydrocodone, oxycodone and tramadol, as well as anti-anxiety drugs alprazolam and diazepam. Mays had suffered hip problems and was scheduled for hip-replacement surgery the day after he was found dead.

Mays reached wide audience
The McKees Rocks, Pa., native developed his style demonstrating knives, mops and other "As Seen on TV" gadgets on Atlantic City's boardwalk. For years he worked as a hired gun on the state fair and home show circuits, attracting crowds with his booming voice and genial manner.

He got his start on TV on the Home Shopping Network and then branched out into commercials and infomercials. He developed such a strong following that he became the subject of a reality TV series, Discovery Channel's "Pitchmen."

no wonder his heart exploded.

Sad man, I liked the dude. Threw away his life for coke; ridiculous.

That's disappointing, doing Coke, I would have never thought that!Hydrocodone, oxycodone , a lot of people die from those two!

Billy Mays, party machine! I would have never guessed.