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frost 06-19-2009 04:31 PM

14 Amusing Porno Parodies
 
If you find this amusing, don't forget the rep! http://www.the370z.com/images/reputa...tation_pos.gif :D


http://www.toplessrobot.com/Twin%20Cheeks.jpg
Tagline: The residents of Twin Cheeks would like to invite you to spend the weekend... but they're in jail.
Perhaps they're all in jail for killing Laura Palmer? Or having sex with? It's both, isn't it? Sigh.


http://www.toplessrobot.com/Sexbusters.jpg
Sadly, this spoof doesn't involve any sexual shenanigans with sexy spirits, but it does feature a team of fine ladies who are the ones you wanna call when a sex-starved wife needs her flaccid husband turned back to the "on" position.


http://www.toplessrobot.com/Quantum%20Deep.jpg
Tagline: Take an erotic trip through time.
Screw putting right what once went wrong -- we wanna see people in every possible historic and future time period having hot sex. How this wasn't an on-going series is beyond us.


http://www.toplessrobot.com/Sex%20World.jpg
Tagline: Is definitely for adults! (duh?)
This porn parody classic is of Westworld, in case you kids don't get the reference. Admittedly, the fantasy resort of the porn lacks an animatronic Yul Brynner cowboy that goes haywire and tries to kill the guests; in his place, there is a computer that ***** people. Admittedly, it does sound like a better way to spend a vacation.


http://www.toplessrobot.com/Buffy.jpg
Judging by the title, this is pretty much the same as the Buffy TV series, only with more titties! Instead of Angel, though, Buffy bonks Count Hymie "The Impaler" Draculwitz. Guess who gets "staked" first.


http://www.toplessrobot.com/Whore%20...he%20Rings.jpg
Tagline: An all anal epic!
You have to give them credit for not opting for "Lord of the Cockring." But somehow, a crystal skull got in there. Where? You don't wanna know.


http://www.toplessrobot.com/This%20A...tar%20Trek.jpg
Tagline: They boldly go there.
There's plenty of Star Trek porn (and no, we're not including T'Pol's steamy scenes on Enterprise or Picard's butt in TNG), but Hustler's parody had a big enough budget to create convincing costumes and sets. And it all does a good job of presenting what we all suspected went on between scenes in classic Trek. What else would you expect of a bunch of people cooped up in a starship where hot female ensigns parade around in mini-skirts? Not the most clever title, though.


http://www.toplessrobot.com/Munsters%20Front.jpg
Tagline: It's time to clear out all the cobwebs and see what's really going down at the Munster house!
Hustler's series of parodies includes this gem, which none of us really needed to see and which will surely scar our innocent memories of the residents of 1313 Mockingbird Lane. Herman and Lily get it on, in full make-up. And if that's not horrifying enough, Grandpa gets in on the action. Can this be any worse than the Addams Family porn parody that includes a sexual liaison between a female Thing and Lurch?


http://www.toplessrobot.com/Edward%20Penishands.jpg
Tagline: Consider the possibilities.
Reportedly, it's amazingly faithful for a porn adaptation. Except that the Johnny Depp lookalike had giant schlongs for hands. And things get really messy when he gets excited.


http://www.toplessrobot.com/porn%20wars%20safety.jpg
Tagline: Cum Join the Force!
"Jodi" training in the Porn Wars universe involves selecting hot, young female pupils and teaching them all the carnal arts they need to be naked warriors. Filled with the force, indeed. Subtract one Jar Jar, add one sexy Jodi Knight, and Star Wars: Episode I would have been the best film in the whole series. Or maybe ever.


http://www.toplessrobot.com/Spankenstein.jpg
A fetish video for the monster in... well... some of you. Frankenstein's Monster, who happens to have an appropriately large hand, goes on a spanking spree with the women of an eastern European village. You have to wonder if this is one of those cases where someone thought up a funny title and then based a movie around it.


http://www.toplessrobot.com/Temple%20of%20Poon.jpg
Who better to play this Indy spoof than porn's own Harrison Ford, Ron Jeremy? San Fernando (Jeremy) is seeking a temple that reportedly contains "the sweetest, tightest pussy on Earth." Kind of makes a little gold idol seem like a less impressive prize.


http://www.toplessrobot.com/ir4%20safety.jpg
Since this porn parody subtracts Randy Quaid and nonsense about alien spaceships running on a Mac OS, it's safe to say that it's generally less ridiculous than the original despite the fact that the aliens are ******* everyone. In the ***.


http://www.toplessrobot.com/Penetrator.jpg
Terminator lends itself to many great porno spoof titles that actually were filmed - Sperminator and Inseminator among them. But this one had the best box cover art, a near-perfect recreation of the T2 poster, with the big exception being that the Arnold lookalike is calmly doin' it doggystyle. Like a machine, even.



From: http://www.toplessrobot.com/2009/06/...rdy_subjec.php

M.Bonanni 06-19-2009 05:43 PM

:roflpuke2: Edward Penishands

k20z3 06-19-2009 05:45 PM

hahahah

frost 06-19-2009 07:18 PM

< Just hopes "crash" hasn't starred in any of these. :D

Crash 06-19-2009 07:26 PM

HAHA!!! Funny! Anyone seen "Left4Head"?

Nope! Haven't starred in any of those classy looking movies! LOL

frost 06-19-2009 07:29 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Crash (Post 95082)
HAHA!!! Funny! Anyone seen "Left4Head"?

Nope! Haven't starred in any of those classy looking movies! LOL

Whew, that could have been awkward :D

Junior370z 06-19-2009 07:29 PM

The penetrator! Wow that was funny! Rep for you!

BanningZ 06-19-2009 07:34 PM

IR4: Inrearendence Day

:bowrofl:

2theextreme 06-19-2009 09:36 PM

You, sir, deserve rep for just having Ron Jeremy in your post ALONE!!

BMW Killa 06-19-2009 09:38 PM

This actually made me want to rent "san fernando jones"

2theextreme 06-19-2009 09:47 PM

Oh....and I'm proud to say I only possess 3 of those titles frost mentioned! And no, I'm not naming them!!! :icon17:

Here's a couple more that follow suit with "famous tv shows that are now porno films":

Not The Bradys:

http://cache.gawker.com/assets/resou...bradys-xxx.jpg

Not The Cosby's:

http://www.torrentportal.com/uploads...ot%20Cosby.jpg

frost 06-19-2009 09:50 PM

3?!
I'd watch the brady one lol

2theextreme 06-19-2009 09:52 PM

I just noticed something on the Not The Cosby's box cover:

10 Hours Total Footage

Is that really necessary?? 10 hours???

frost 06-19-2009 09:54 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by 2theextreme (Post 95226)
I just noticed something on the Not The Cosby's box cover:

10 Hours Total Footage

Is that really necessary?? 10 hours???

It definitely makes the brady's 4 hours seem like a bad deal

2theextreme 06-19-2009 09:58 PM

Doctor Huxtable got it goin' on! (or whatever similar pornish name they gave him in that movie!)


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