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"there is something in the water"
thats what we use to say about the younger generation in Bosnia when i was there in 98... long sexy black hair, beautiful blue eyes, and BIG boobs! |
I find that perfectly normal now if there having boobs like a Holstein cow then your on to something.
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I posted that before, and I seem to remember someone saying it was a chop. I was madly disappointed.
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but now that you mentioned it... look at the areas of the grass around their butts...you can see how its blurred where someone manipulated the photo...:icon17: |
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Defintely recording Glenn Beck for sure! |
That just says it all, doesn't it?
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Drama!
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I resemble that joke. |
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Frustration is a rom made by some guy, which is essentially a creation of the hardest levels that could be made for Super Mario bros, with still allowing the ability to win the game. Its Ten minutes long, but by the end it had me in tears laughing. Its old, but if you haven't seen it its worth the watch. :D |
That was exhausting, lol
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I think that's my little niece? :bowrofl:
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Thank you for your cooperation. -Mgmt |
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This is an actual job application someone submitted for a fast-food establishment:
APPLICATION FOR EMPLOYMENT NAME: Greg Bulmash DESIRED POSITION: Reclining. Ha ha. But seriously, whatever's available. If I was in a position to be picky, I wouldn't be applying here in the first place. DESIRED SALARY: $185,000 a year plus stock options and a Michael Ovitz style severance package. If that's not possible, make an offer and we can haggle. EDUCATION: Yes. LAST POSITION HELD: Target for middle-management hostility. SALARY: Less than I'm worth. MOST NOTABLE ACHIEVEMENT: My incredible collection of stolen pens and post-it notes. REASON FOR LEAVING: It sucked. HOURS AVAILABLE TO WORK: Any. PREFERRED HOURS: 1:30-3:30 p.m., Monday, Tuesday, and Thursday. DO YOU HAVE ANY SPECIAL SKILLS?: Yes, but they're better suited to a more intimate environment. MAY WE CONTACT YOUR CURRENT EMPLOYER?: If I had one, would I be here? DO YOU HAVE ANY PHYSICAL CONDITIONS THAT WOULD PROHIBIT YOU FROM LIFTING UP TO 50 LBS?: Of what? DO YOU HAVE A CAR?: I think the more appropriate question here would be "Do you have a car that runs?" HAVE YOU RECEIVED ANY SPECIAL AWARDS OR RECOGNITION?: I may already be a winner of the Publishers Clearinghouse Sweepstakes. DO YOU SMOKE?: Only when set on fire. WHAT WOULD YOU LIKE TO BE DOING IN FIVE YEARS?: Living in Bimini with a fabulously wealthy supermodel who thinks I'm the greatest thing since sliced bread. Actually, I'd like to be doing that now. DO YOU CERTIFY THAT THE ABOVE IS TRUE AND COMPLETE TO THE BEST OF YOUR KNOWLEDGE? No, but I dare you to prove otherwise. |
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sounds like my mcdonalds app at the age of 16...:rofl2: oh and i was hired :icon17: |
Think outside the box
When NASA first started sending up astronauts, they quickly discovered that ballpoint pens would not work in zero gravity. To combat the problem, NASA scientists spent a decade and $12 Billion to develop a pen that writes in zero gravity, upside down, underwater, on almost any surface including glass and at temperatures ranging from below freezing to 300C. The Russians used a pencil. |
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