she's checking if she's got red eye in the pics

straight up stealing this but non the less it is pretty hilarious. Pretty old too so some of you might have seen it.


Link is semi NSFW because of drawings so be careful depending where you are!

http://www.drunkrepublic.com/index.p...umor&Itemid=60

I laughed my @$$ off all the way through that... it has really made me wonder what those signatures are about...
I think they just use it to confirm that the person who has used the card, regardless of whose it is and who is using it, is aware and acknowledges that they're borrowing money from a credit bureau.
Still hilarious, and I've never seen it before.

Okay that was hilarious! rep for you.

Manager: Sir, your signature...heh...umm...doesn't match the signature on your card.
Kingpin: I know and there is a good reason for that.
Manager: (quietly) You drew a penis on my credit card machine.
**The guy behind me bursts into laughter.**
Kingpin: Yeah, I didn't think this would happen. I've been trying to see how far I could go with my signature before the credit card company did something about it.
Manager: I guess you learned your lesson.
Kingpin: Yeah, the credit card doesn't accept penis.
**The guy behind me now can't stop laughing.**
Manager: OK, I'm going to decline the signature and have you sign it again.
Kingpin: Fair enough.
Manager: This time, really sign it.

No, I had that saved in my funny file. It still makes me laugh whenever I read it.

Alright I have two more links that are def kinda long reads. But I promise you they will make you laugh out loud. Both again are pretty old but every time I'm practically in tears.

First one in my opinion is great but not as funny.
Spider Payment Picture
Might have to zoom in a little to be able to read comfortably.

This one no matter how many times I've read it, I always go away with my jaw hurting from laughing.
Essay p.1 | Image Files
This is an extremely long read but I promise it is worth it. Go through every page!

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Found a bigger one. Classic +Rep to Pushing Tin for this.

If you dig this Craigslist ad, hook up tin with some +Rep. :D


http://i134.photobucket.com/albums/q...tes/134940.jpg

totally awesome.

I dont wanna take the time to post all of these, but some decent pics on this site:

Perception > The Epic Everything Thread

Unusual guests on Fox Redeye
 

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lololol

different take.. same idea.. good read.. The Credit Card Prank II