Do they make one for the crank?

American version of those neck stretching rings you see on National Geographic :roflpuke2:

Yea, but you know they don't work :shakes head:
If they did we'd all be 10 inches :roflpuke2:

Bitches dont care about longer anyway, they all just want the thickness.

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:wtf2:

Yea, I use that line all the time too ................. does it work for you? :roflpuke2:

My lines only work to get them into bed once, but that‘s all I need anyway

Sounds like my life in the 80's :p

That's the damndest thing. I can remember being a kid and finding one of those empty exoskeletons and was always amazed at how they did that ..... molting.

That's what she said :ugh2:

Cicadas (SP?) are freakin' badass

And the Socialists in this administration have just started taking away our rights.

oh boy americans don't even realise when something good happens to them :shakes head: