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First off, baby wipes are the most ignored invention ever. If you're not using baby wipes to wipe your butt, blow your nose, or wipe your hands before eating, youre missing out on life.

Dude ... serious ... awesome.

I don't want to know! :bowrofl:

:tup: Figured ya like that! And Howard Stern years ago talked about using baby wipes and also wetting the T.P. before going in for the wipe. I've used both and yep, it does work wonders! :icon17:

is that a pie hole?

reminds me of my Urologist :eek:

Yeah, anyone not using babywipes:
1. Doesn't respect their own arsehole.
2. Should shoot themselves in the face.

Easier solution? Eat a banana......put the banana skin in the fridge for a few hours.....take it out and microwave it for 15 seconds......use banana skin and the oils that secreted from the skin to work your johnson to a frenzy!

That was more information than I needed to know :icon17:

wait wait, microwaving I get, why do you have to fridge it?

is that a convict thing?

:icon18: Sorry.....I'm getting tired and forget about the TMI rule when that happens. :icon14:

Because I had to wait until my family went to bed before I.......nevermind. If you can eat the banana and be ready to go, then refrigeration is not necessary. :roflpuke2: