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Chupacabra 10-16-2009 12:23 PM

THOUGHT FOR THE DAY

Have you ever wondered if the one dollar bills
In your wallet were ever in a stripper's butt crack?
If not, you're wondering now. Have a nice day ..



So folks, always remember to wash your hands after handling money



That's my public service announcement for the day. Thank you very much!

BanningZ 10-16-2009 02:02 PM

Whoa! Wonder if its real?
 
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BanningZ 10-16-2009 02:09 PM

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BanningZ 10-16-2009 02:17 PM

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BanningZ 10-16-2009 02:46 PM

*Warning* Loud Obnoxious, hilarious!
 
:bowrofl:

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Togo 10-16-2009 07:41 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BanningZ (Post 239351)
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Holy **** dude!

frost 10-16-2009 09:03 PM

Might have been posted already:

http://probablybadnews.com/wp-conten...retC-ducks.png

SgtGoldy 10-16-2009 09:09 PM

^WOW... just.... WOW lol

Togo 10-16-2009 09:14 PM

hahahah the duck refused medical treatment...


he must have Aflac

blue660r01 10-16-2009 09:38 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Chupacabra (Post 239176)
THOUGHT FOR THE DAY

Have you ever wondered if the one dollar bills
In your wallet were ever in a stripper's butt crack?
If not, you're wondering now. Have a nice day ..



So folks, always remember to wash your hands after handling money



That's my public service announcement for the day. Thank you very much!

Thats funny I dont see a picture :confused:

frost 10-16-2009 09:44 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Chupacabra (Post 239176)
THOUGHT FOR THE DAY

Have you ever wondered if the one dollar bills
In your wallet were ever in a stripper's butt crack?
If not, you're wondering now. Have a nice day ..



So folks, always remember to wash your hands after handling money



That's my public service announcement for the day. Thank you very much!

:licks my dollars:

antennahead 10-16-2009 09:54 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by frost (Post 239837)
:licks my dollars:

I seriously doubt you've ever in your working career, either by choice or in management training, ever run a cash register, cash drawer, or teller window. If so, you'd hate to even "touch" money. When I get handed dirty, wet, limp, nasty bills, all I can see are the same dirty people that carried this stuff in their nasty sweaty pockets................. gross :icon17:

frost 10-16-2009 09:56 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by antennahead (Post 239856)
I seriously doubt you've ever in your working career, either by choice or in management training, ever run a cash register, cash drawer, or teller window. If so, you'd hate to even "touch" money. When I get handed dirty, wet, limp, nasty bills, all I can see are the same dirty people that carried this stuff in their nasty sweaty pockets................. gross :icon17:

Licking dollars is how I keep my immune system at full awesomeness.

Togo 10-16-2009 10:00 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by antennahead (Post 239856)
I seriously doubt you've ever in your working career, either by choice or in management training, ever run a cash register, cash drawer, or teller window. If so, you'd hate to even "touch" money. When I get handed dirty, wet, limp, nasty bills, all I can see are the same dirty people that carried this stuff in their nasty sweaty pockets................. gross :icon17:

Oh man I remember working the cash register at Blockbuster in college in Daytona Beach. If you don't know, Daytona Beach is filled with thousands of hill billy, sister humping, toothless, crackheads.

Well this one particular hill billy, brother humping, toothless, crackhead, girl came in and paid with her crumpled up bills that were stuffed in her nasty ass bra. Naturally she didn't have the entire $4.57 so she borrowed a dollar from her mom. Guess where her mom kept it. Nope, not her bra, instead in the top of her spandex pants! I threw up a little in my mouth after that transaction. I also went straight to the bathroom to sanitize.. lol


Oh and just a reminder.. spandex is a privilege, not a right!

Togo 10-16-2009 10:01 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by frost (Post 239864)
Licking dollars is how I keep my immune system at full awesomeness.

Lol i get paid in singles each week too.. it's kind of funny. the girls at my bank think i'm a stripper and i don't tell them otherwise :D

maybe they lick my bills... hahahah :happydance:


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