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I made it 30 seconds, could not take it.

I think my favorite part was when she starts bawling over the fate of R2D2. "Poor R2D2, did he ever get put back together????"

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Originally Posted by semtex (Post 388762)

I think my favorite part was when she starts bawling over the fate of R2D2. "Poor R2D2, did he ever get put back together????"

Yeah that was definitely the "LOL" moment

My new favorite video game controller:

http://www.geekologie.com/2010/02/04/nipple-pad.jpg

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Originally Posted by semtex (Post 389126)

My new favorite video game controller:

http://www.geekologie.com/2010/02/04/nipple-pad.jpg

love it..... a lot

Oh my jesus titty f-ing christ. This is so wrong, and yet I couldnt stop laughing.

http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y21...4568487483.jpg

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Originally Posted by anatoray (Post 389247)

i don't get it

hold down f11.

Unless you've been living under a rock. :x

<shrug> i'm missing whatever is happening.

F11 makes IE go into full screen mode.. then back out.. then in.. out.. so holding it down does it a bunch of times in a row..

Basically it moves the image of haiti all around your screen.. insinuating a huge earthquake..

ah, doesnt do that for me.

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Originally Posted by frost (Post 389298)

ah, doesnt do that for me.

What web browser are you using?

Yeah, firefox totally ruined that one lol

What, it works in Firefox, you noobs. Learn to use a computer. :p

Whatever, bunch of pole smokers, using IE and windows.

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Originally Posted by frost (Post 389333)

Whatever, bunch of pole smokers, using IE and windows.

Pfht, it is all about Chrome now. :ugh2:

^ is a Mac.

Wait, wrong thread.

EDIT: Ruined. :*(

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAAAAAAAAAAAA
http://kuvaton.com/kuvei/gravity3.jpg

Fat Girls Need Lovin too!!

Fuckin whale didn't even bother putting the effort in.

I s aw that fat girl one on my350 and was dieing hahahahaha

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Originally Posted by frost (Post 389467)

Fuckin whale didn't even bother putting the effort in.

All the effort in the world can't defy the laws of gravity.

Red Bull gives you wingssssssssss
http://i.imgur.com/RQG95.jpg

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Originally Posted by molamann (Post 389542)

Red Bull gives you wingssssssssss
http://i.imgur.com/RQG95.jpg

:icon18::roflpuke2::roflpuke2::inoutroflpuke:

What, what, whaaaaaat, whuuuuuut:rofl2:

I'm Americanized. Cant read for ****:tup:

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Originally Posted by STItoEVOX (Post 379441)

^... what does it say?

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Originally Posted by frost (Post 389540)

http://www.megaleecher.net/uploads/a...ble-review.jpg

the funny part is how many pple found that helpfull :shakes head::roflpuke2:

Hating on the bible and christianity is the hip, free thinking thing to do.

Awesome stuff in this thread, I think I'm only up to page 30 something. So if this is a re-post sorry.

From one of my favorite blogs called Don't Even Reply - Emails from an *******. Guys finds craigslist ads and responds to them, some of the top ones:

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Original ad:
litter of 6 kittens up for adoption! they are all 3 weeks old and are looking for a good home. contact if interested.

From Mike Hunt to *********@***********.org

Hi,

I am interested in taking all six kittens off of your hands. How much do you want for them?

Mike

From Shannon ******* to Me

Mike,

Are you going to take care of all of these kittens? I want to make sure they all find a good home, and was expecting to sell them one at a time. Are you able to house all six of them?

From Mike Hunt to Shannon *******

Shannon,

To be honest, I own a pet Bengal Tiger and he is on a strict diet of cats. I usually feed him one cat every couple of days, so this litter should hold him over for a while. Don't worry though, I'll take good care of the kittens until I feed them to him.

Mike

From Shannon ******* to Me

That is horrible! You will not get a single kitten from me. I really hope you are not serious.

From Mike Hunt to Shannon *******

Shannon,

I was kidding. I seriously need all six kittens though. Disregard anything I said about a tiger.

From Shannon ******* to Me

NO.

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Original ad:
i am looking to trade/barter my 1994 Jeep Wrangler. 140k miles, yellow, good condition. NO CASH. I will barter just about anything of equal value!

From Mike Anderson to **********@***********.org
CC: Kira Anderson

Hey,

I saw your ad for a '94 Wrangler for barter. I will trade you my whore of a wife for that car. She is a dirty little slut that ***** just about anything that moves. She doesn't really have much to offer, so I figure she is worth about the price of a used 1994 wrangler. I understand if you think she isn't worth it, so I am willing to throw in $200 cash on top of that. If you are looking for a loose whore that will give it up easily, my wife will be well worth the trade. Let me know if you are interested. Does the Wrangler come with a title?

From Jim ***** to Me

Ha ha! Very funny. I am married and don't think I would be interested in your wife. Thanks for the offer though!

From Kira Anderson to Me, Jim *****

OH **** YOU MIKE!! DROP ******* DEAD!!! YOU ARE SUCH A SCUMBAG PIECE OF **** I ******* HATE YOU!!!

From Mike Anderson to Kira Anderson, Jim *****

**** YOU, you stupid ****! What are you doing on the computer? I figured you were ******* Steve again. Or how about our neighbor? I'm sure he's looking to stick his **** in some rotten pussy. You ******* twat.

From Kira Anderson to Me, Jim *****

MIKE YOU ******* ******* THIS IS IT. DONT EVEN THINK ABOUT COMING HOME TODAY BECAUSE ILL BE WAITING WITH A FUCKIN KNIFE

From Mike Anderson to Kira Anderson, Jim *****

Ooh I'm real ******* scared. It might be kind of hard to stab me with 10 inches of black **** in your mouth you ******* WHORE

From Jim ***** to Me, Kira Anderson

Hey you two sound like a great couple and all, but could you stop including me in these e-mails? I really don't think this concerns me.

From Kira Anderson to Mike Anderson, Jim *****

TELL YOU WHAT JIM ILL BUY YOUR ******* WRANGLER SO I CAN RUN OVER MY PIECE OF **** HUSBAND WITH IT

From Mike Anderson to Jim *****, Kira Anderson

Jim don't sell it to her. She'll probably pick up a random dude and crash the jeep while she's sucking his ****.

From Kira Anderson to Mike Anderson, Jim *****

**** YOU

From Jim ***** to Me, Kira Anderson

Will both of you shut the **** up and stop e-mailing me? Jesus ******* christ man c'mon!