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AK370Z 06-08-2009 02:03 AM

I stopped by KERBECK the other day to check out the New CAmaro SS. Loved the car. Probably wouldn't mind driving it. Since I drove Camaro before, I still have that little weakness for it. Here's a picture I took. I was tempted to add a caption ...haha (please note that it's a fun edit. I love the Camaro just like the Z)

http://i576.photobucket.com/albums/s.../IMG_0658s.jpg
Can you picture the Z REVVING it's engine and saying the caption? ;)

GreenJalapeno 06-08-2009 02:36 AM

ahahha i can imagine the camaro farts

frost 06-08-2009 11:02 PM

http://halbot.haluze.sk/images/2006-...vibrations.jpg

frost 06-08-2009 11:13 PM

Housing crisis solved

http://media.funlol.com/content/img/milf-realtors.jpg

Anatoray 06-08-2009 11:20 PM

Kiiiiiiiiiiiiiinda creepy when there's guys in there too lol.

AK370Z 06-08-2009 11:26 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Anatoray (Post 87387)
Kiiiiiiiiiiiiiinda creepy when there's guys in there too lol.

:bowrofl:

Junior370z 06-08-2009 11:27 PM

You mean that guy giving the thumbs up LOL!!!:roflpuke2: Can you say uuuugggglllllyyyyy!!!! She's looking forward to put a **** in her mouth LOL!

molamann 06-09-2009 12:25 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by frost (Post 87386)

Do they only cater in one department? Where's the black chick? Asian chick? Hispanic chick? I want variety damn it. :shakes head:

semtex 06-09-2009 08:04 AM

Yeah the one on the end with her thumb up needs to put a bag over her head. But to be fair, she's not the only one.

semtex 06-09-2009 11:05 AM

Have I ever shown you guys a pic of my younger brother? This is one of his school pics from high school. He's a bit of a retard.

http://i618.photobucket.com/albums/t...hSchoolPic.jpg

GreenJalapeno 06-09-2009 11:33 AM

^ LOL the school accepted that picture?

semtex 06-09-2009 11:37 AM

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Originally Posted by GreenJalapeno (Post 87624)
^ LOL the school accepted that picture?

Yep. You should have seen the look on my mom's face when he brought the prints home.

semtex 06-09-2009 11:53 AM

I should probably expand a little on my brother to give you guys some context on his personality. I'll provide two case studies.

Case study 1. My brother once decided it'd be a good idea to break up with a girl by having one of his friends call her to tell her that he got hit by a car and was dead. The girl was upset, of course, so her mom asked her what the problem was. When her mom heard that my brother was dead, she called my mom to express her condolences. Of course, it was news to my mom that my brother had been hit by a car, and he was out of the house that day, so it was entirely plausible. I came home to find my mother freaking out and frantically calling all the area hospitals. I soon took over and started asking all the hospitals if they had any asian john does come in that day. You see, he didn't carry any ID, but I'll explain more about that in case study 2. So here we are, freaking out, and guess who saunters in through the door? Yeah, Studly Wondernuts himself. That's when he explains that he just thought it'd be a good way to break up with her so she'd stop calling him.

Case study 2. My brother went through this phase where he thought it was great fun to hide around the corner at a convenience store, then run up behind unsuspecting patrons as they exited the store and go 'BLAHHHHH!!!' and startle the crap out of them. So the clerks called the cops on him, and the cops arrested him for being a public nuisance. Funny, right? But wait, it gets better. He made a regular habit of not carrying ID because he anticipated getting into trouble. So the cops asked him for his name, and he decided to give them a fake name that he made up. The cops punched it into the computer, and it came back with three felony warrants! LOL!!! Oh man, I wish I could've seen the look on his face. So they hauled his butt down to the station and held him for 6 hours, telling him that they've been looking for him, he's going away for at least 20 years, etc. Just raking him over the coals. Thing is, they knew he wasn't the guy they were looking for because they had a photo and it didn't match. They were just having fun with him, teaching him a lesson. They had so much fun yanking my brother's chain that they actually drove him home afterwards and released him without charges. But not without first telling my parents the whole story!

So now that you've had a glimpse into my brother's personality, you can see how his school photo kinda fits, right? ;)

2theextreme 06-09-2009 12:19 PM

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Originally Posted by semtex (Post 87643)
Studly Wondernuts himself.

:icon18: That's hilarious!

Quote:

Originally Posted by semtex (Post 87643)
Case study 2. My brother went through this phase where he thought it was great fun to hide around the corner at a convenience store, then run up behind unsuspecting patrons as they exited the store and go 'BLAHHHHH!!!' and startle the crap out of them.

Hmmmm, why is it when I think of that happening, the first thing that came to mind was:

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedi...visprofile.jpg

semtex 06-09-2009 12:21 PM

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Originally Posted by 2theextreme (Post 87668)
Hmmmm, why is it when I think of that happening, the first thing that came to mind was:

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedi...visprofile.jpg

Well the facial expression is about the same. ;)

AARC51 06-09-2009 01:16 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by AK370Z (Post 86815)
I stopped by KERBECK the other day to check out the New CAmaro SS. Loved the car. Probably wouldn't mind driving it. Since I drove Camaro before, I still have that little weakness for it. Here's a picture I took. I was tempted to add a caption ...haha (please note that it's a fun edit. I love the Camaro just like the Z)

http://i576.photobucket.com/albums/s.../IMG_0658s.jpg
Can you picture the Z REVVING it's engine and saying the caption? ;)

http://hillbillycomedy.com/wp-conten.../04/mullet.jpg

Greg 06-10-2009 03:24 AM

Warning! !! Possible epilepsy trigger below. :p








Quote:

Originally Posted by AK370Z (Post 86815)
I stopped by KERBECK the other day to check out the New CAmaro SS. Loved the car. Probably wouldn't mind driving it. Since I drove Camaro before, I still have that little weakness for it. Here's a picture I took. I was tempted to add a caption ...haha (please note that it's a fun edit. I love the Camaro just like the Z)

Can you picture the Z REVVING it's engine and saying the caption? ;)

Hope you don't mind. I mada a tiny addition. ;)

http://img191.imageshack.us/img191/580/animation5r.gif

BanningZ 06-10-2009 05:16 AM

^****ing panic button!

Anatoray 06-10-2009 11:02 AM

This one's an oldie, but in light of the WWDC, figured this was a good time to watch it again. This was funny when it was first shown last year. People unfamiliar with what The Onion is actually believed it was real lol.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9BnLbv6QYcA

molamann 06-10-2009 11:08 AM

"I'll buy anything shiny and made by Apple."

Pretty much sums up all my friends that owns an Apple. Though the dude in the video doesn't rub it in people's faces.

Anatoray 06-10-2009 11:14 AM

Yeah, my roommate owns an Apple, and is hopelessy owned by them. When we talked about what was shown at WWDC he thought it was the most amazing stuff ever. I thought "PCs had this **** last year"

nogoodname 06-10-2009 11:27 AM

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Originally Posted by frost (Post 73832)


add to the collection

http://www.japcarspics.com/data/medi..._350z_girl.jpg

http://pictures.topspeed.com/IMG/cro...-30_800x0w.jpg

http://pictures.topspeed.com/IMG/cro...-in_800x0w.jpg

http://pictures.topspeed.com/IMG/cro...n-8_800x0w.jpg

http://pictures.topspeed.com/IMG/cro...-10_800x0w.jpg

Anatoray 06-10-2009 11:04 PM

The reviews of this item must be read. I am not sure how it started, but it is something to behold lol. Amazon.com: THREE WOLF MOON SHIRT ADULT SIZE M: Apparel

molamann 06-10-2009 11:12 PM

How to Fight Like Jackie Chan: An Impractical Tutorial - Funny Videos | Cracked.com

Pretty stupid but the last 10 seconds of the video made it all worth it.

BanningZ 06-10-2009 11:34 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Anatoray (Post 88727)
The reviews of this item must be read. I am not sure how it started, but it is something to behold lol. Amazon.com: THREE WOLF MOON SHIRT ADULT SIZE M: Apparel

I remember seeing this a long time ago. This is what happens when 4chan takes over. Funny though.

AK370Z 06-10-2009 11:40 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Greg (Post 88184)
Warning! !! Possible epilepsy trigger below. :p










Hope you don't mind. I mada a tiny addition. ;)

http://img191.imageshack.us/img191/580/animation5r.gif

That's Hilarious, GREG! :icon17:

travisjb 06-11-2009 12:15 AM

do we have a 'best of' picture gallery, AK ? if so, this deserves a spot !

BanningZ 06-11-2009 01:16 AM

^ Second. Good call Travis

GreenJalapeno 06-11-2009 02:13 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Anatoray (Post 88727)
The reviews of this item must be read. I am not sure how it started, but it is something to behold lol. Amazon.com: THREE WOLF MOON SHIRT ADULT SIZE M: Apparel

wow wth. what do people expect from a shirt =______= LOL

frost 06-14-2009 04:57 PM

I was driving today, and there were a bunch of cars parked in an open lot for sale. When I saw this one, I had to turn around for a picture. I'm no salesman, but this is no way to sell a car ... unless you're selling it on the "dukes of hazard" platform.
http://www.the370z.com/members/frost...y-sell-car.jpg

nogoodname 06-14-2009 04:59 PM

the driver never made it out for the test drive.....hahahaha

frost 06-14-2009 05:21 PM

there was a guy there who must have been the owner, because he was just standing there with his arms crossed staring at the car. I think he was processing how to get it down.

nogoodname 06-14-2009 05:35 PM

reverse and someone has to push the front end down because it's high centered....hahah

frost 06-14-2009 05:51 PM

He didn't have a friend, and I wasn't going to help his dumb ***.

BanningZ 06-15-2009 02:58 AM

WIll Ferrell - Bat Fight
 
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1R4wU-lC4LQ&hl=en&fs


BAT FIGHT with Will Ferrell from Will Ferrell, Craig Robinson, and Jake

Greg 06-15-2009 04:59 AM

Whats more effective than condoms you ask?

http://img25.imageshack.us/img25/9815/animation3bbv.gif

;)

BanningZ 06-15-2009 05:11 AM

^I lol'd

nogoodname 06-17-2009 12:42 PM

http://www.dailyhaha.com/_pics/amazi...ydren_park.jpg

http://www.dailyhaha.com/_pics/super_parking.jpg

http://www.dailyhaha.com/_pics/most_amazing_parking.jpg

http://www.dailyhaha.com/_pics/amazi...ck_parking.jpg

frost 06-18-2009 10:48 PM

http://triggur.org/lj/sonisgay.jpg

BanningZ 06-19-2009 04:41 AM

^ftmfw!


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