Jesus, that's like trying to pick between a poke in the eye or a kick in the groin.

lil wayne

foot rub or back rub?

Back Rub

GT or Forza

forza (GT is awesome an all, but can get a little boring)

2% milk or whole milk?

whole when I drink it at all, 2% is nasty.

Here's one of the most contentious ones ever, from another forum:

1911 or Glock?

glock, without hesitation.

trampy lingerie, or classy lingerie (like babydolls)

colt 1911

steroids or harder workouts

trampy

steroids or harder workouts

steroids, some of us just can't get big no matter how hard we work out.

Treadmill or Elliptical?

Treadmill

Sex or Racing on a saturday afternoon with time to kill?

Sex. Too hot to race in the afternoon. :D
Soda: Fountain, bottle, or can?

Fountain

Ford truck or Chevy truck

ford

80s rap... nwa or getto boys

Is slit my own throat an option?

Wheels: bare metal or painted?

Bare

What type of work: paper pusher or work with your hands

paper pusher

Old fashioned hardcore cleaning products, or the new earth friendly shit?

Old fashioned Hardcore

Carpet or Tile

carpet tile

aston martin or lambo

A little carpet is ok, but it should match the drapes ;)

Hand cleaners for the garage: The pumice grit stuff that smells good, or that smooth white petrochemical stuff that just eats grease away and probably causes cancer?

stuff that smells good?


AOL or MSN

I think hes talking about gojo orange.

msn

being great looking, or being rich?

great looking ---> (it can make you rich!)


italian or chinese food

italian

country or city living?

City

Paper back or hard cover

hard cover


FX50S or G37S

G37S


pool or ocean

pool.

shoes with laces, or slip ons?

Shoes with laces!

Battlestar galactica or star trek lol!

battlestar

blinds or shutters?

blinds


britney spears or carrie underwood

Carrie Underwood 'cause she hasn't flashed her privates in public!

Hot tub or jacuzzi

same thing! hahaha


apples or oranges

Apples

Spa or Sauna

Spa



8 Ball or 9 Ball

8 Ball

baked or mashed potato

mashed potato



Fries and gravy or poutine........(poutine is fries gravy and cheese)

Fries and gravy

Wherever you go: Karaoke or Live Bands

Live bands

Call of Duty: Modern Combat or World at War?

CoD:MCW

Pendleton or Woodford Reserve

Pendleton

Bags: Paper or Plastic

Plastic

Axe of choice: Les Paul or Stratocaster