November

Water or Beer

Beer

Bud or Budlight

Bud Light

Blue Moon or Harvest Moon

blue moon

Leinenkuegel or hoegarden (spellings way off on both)

Hoegaarden

Beer and pretzels or beer and potato chips

beer and pretzels

pants or shorts

Pants

How do you like your women:
Cute face w/ okay body or okay face w/ awesome body

OK face/bangin' body (there is a limit though)

Hefeweizen or Kristalweizen

Kristalweizen liked the word

pot or beer

Beer

Crotch rocket or big V-twin

Big V Twin

Harley or Big Bear

Harley

Notebook or Notepad

notepad

kama sutra or tantra

Kama Sutra

Avoiding a fight and taking the girl

Getting in a fight and kickin his ***

Taking the girl... duh! LOL

this is a long on but, it makes it funnier

Fart and say excuse me revealing yourself OR Fart and say nothing wait for someone to notice and deny it.