Kobe Bryant

be a bicycle cop or a horse cop

Horse Cop fo sho

illiterate or unable to talk

Illiterate I can learn!

Average bi-lingual or exceptionally proficient in one language

Average bilingual.

If you were part of a death sentence, would you like to pull the trigger or pull the switch?

Pull the trigger - during the "Fire Squad" there are 5 guns one of which has a blank and therefore no one knows who get the kill shot!

Live in the North or South pole!

North pole - there is civilization there. Nearest to South is McMurdo. Nearest to North is a couple days' dogsled into Canada.

moped or segway?

Moped.... sitting down ftw. :D

Have a cabin on the lake or a condo in the city center?

Condo

Be stuck shopping with your chick all day *shoots self from current experience* or go to traffic court and end up being the last name called

Shopping with my lady all day (lingerie and fantasy shops ftw).

Speaking of which, dildo or vibrator?

I mean, price being no problem, might as well get the vibrator, yeah? That's at least more of a feature than "lays there". But then again I don't use 'em for their intended purpose. So, it might be fun to have the vibe around just to scare the dog around the room and to offer to houseguests.

Football ('merkin) or Futbol (yurohs)?

Id like to meet somewhere in the middle and go with rugby... if that cant happen futbol

paintball or airsoft

airsoft

cracked windshield or dented bumper

windshield (no painting required)

German chocolate cake or lemon meringue pie?

German Chocolate Cake

Innie or outie (bellybutton)

Innie

Ginger or Maryann

Mary-fu'king-Anne

Mods or Rockers

Edit: with beans! would it be chili without?


two wheels or four wheels?

Chili: With beans
Wheels: Two - nothing like a motorcycle

Lace or Leather on your girl?

Lace (lol I deleted my poast. sry guys)

windows, linux, or mac

Windows.

Sweet ice tea or not sweetened?

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Science Fiction or Horror

Sci Fi

Cherries or strawberries?

black cherry, ya dig?

Vanilla or Chocolate

Chocolate

BMW or MB?

BMW (sorry Jeremy)

Munsters or Addams Family

Addams ftw

Longhorns or Red Raiders? ;)

Red Raiders

Shaken or stirred?

shaken
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best Bond?

Daniel Craig

For home defense, would you rather have trained killer dogs or a rail gun?

rail gun (there's less to clean up)

Twin Turbo or Single Conversion

Twin Turbo

Laptop or iPad

laptop

crest or colgate

Crest pro helath ftw!

Manual or Auto toothbrush

Is that the Canadian spelling of it? :bowrofl:


Sibze: 1
Chris: 2

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I'm gonna go with Automatic, because I hate trying to push in the clutch and shift while brushing my teeth in heavy traffic. :stirthepot:

hot coffee or hot tea

hot tea (with honey)

Pacific Ocean or Indian Ocean?

pacific ocean

Nissan Paint or Crayons? :rofl2:

Crayons

Dogs or Cats?

dogs ftmfw

rpg or fps

use to be RPG but now with online gaming.... FPS

overly Sour taste in your mouth or overly Salty taste in your mouth