screen shut off

do your work way before due, or do it at the last minute (like im doing now)

Thought you went sleepy

last minute

Forgive cousin for wrecking truck or not

He has a half hour "shut down" period.

no way

gong or bell

gong

corn on the cobb or corn out the can

Corn out of can, I have braces, lol.

jacked up teeth or major reconstructive surgery?

Surgery

invisaline or standard braces

invisaline (if I had the option, which I didnt)

Sex on the first date and no condom: Chance it or blue-ball it?

These days, BLUE BALLEN

crabs or herppies

crabs, I think you can still get rid of those

Rapist: Kill em, jail em, or dismember them

Dismember them

on death row: let them sit there or bye bye

No more than 2 weeks stay IMHO.

Lose a body part: arm, leg, or eye

Just one eye?

toe or finger

Depends on if it's the big toe, I think you need that one for balance, lol. Most likely a toe though.

Jail or corporal punishment, such as caning

corporal punishment!

and to inflict that punishment...

M2 .50 Caliber heavy machine gun or Mk-19 40mm automatic grenade launcher.