donkey punch

ride a 2000lb bull
or
play chicken with 2 Z's

Chicken, so much easier than getting trampled over... and over... and over... and over again.

Stabbed
or
Shot
...lol

stabbed, its more personal

rather lose sight or hearing

Hearing


Loose one leg, or lose entire crotch

one leg

1985 cell phone or 1995 pager

1995 Pager


iPod touch or iPhone

iphone

taggin a chick
in the a55
or boob fk

A55 :p

Porn films:
Toys or No toys

no toys


HP sauce or katsup

HP

Splinters or Paper cuts

Splinter

Heated garage or A/C Shed

Heated Garage

Brunette or Blonde?

Brunette

Fake Redhead or Real Blonde

blonde of course

stupid with good looks
or
smart with okay looks

Smart with Ok looks

Real or Fake _______ Fill in the blank with whatever you prefer

eye color

who's gonna take it?

Machida or Shogun

machida
women thats 4 ft or women thats 6ft

women that's 6ft. i dont know any hot females thats 4ft. lol

Import Model as a GF or Hollywood Actress as a GF?

Hollywood actress because being associated with them can open doors for you, whereas import models tyipcally never make it in the big time.

vacation in Hawaii or Australia

Australia

Propane or charcoal?

no competition Hank prefers propane!

The Clevland Show or TV Off?

TV off.

Udon or ramen?

Udon, ramen is nothing but dehydrated, oily noodles--sick.

Katsudon or bibimbap

Bibimbap =)

Cell phone or TV?

cellphone
huge turbos or stroked out naturally aspirated motor

stroked out all motor with raised compression and hipo cams baby!

romantic getaway:

underwater (ocean) hotel room

or

super high rise building (something exotic)

Underwater hotel room, sounds cool.

Dramas or movies?

good dramas, not neccesarily romantic

live play or movie

Live play

Sushi or kimbap?

Neither, female body parts.

Cohiba (not cuban) or Padron

Cohiba

fishing pole or spear gun

Spear Gun! Nothing Like Finding & Shooting Rather Than Sitting... Waiting... And HOPEFULLY Eventually Hooking

Getting caught with a hooker
or
Finding out your mom's a hooker

lol

Getting caught with a hooker as long as the cops aren't involved...you know they can confiscate your car right?

Finding out your g/f cheated on you

or

Finding out that someone's been using your identity for the past year and charged up a mountain of debt.

gf cheated on you. Cuz g/f's are replaceable (and you can upgrade!). Your Credit Score... yea now thats a hassle.

getting your car GTA'd
or
A friend totaling it (without insurance)

this is a hard one lol uh getting it GTA'd i might just get it back then lol.

sitting through two hours of cartoons with your little cousin (barney, nick jr., etc.)
or
sitting through two hours of your gf run her mouth.

cartoons

sandwich

or

wrap

sandwich

Taco bell or del taco

taco bell, never had the other one.

Oranges

or

Puerto Ricans

Mangoes?

Sunlight or water?

uhh...water.

Bad headache or bad stomach ache?