Cancun

Blind or Deaf

Deaf

Hot chick that Fails

Or

Ugly chick that Rocks you

hot chick that fails

lose both ur legs or lose ur dominant arm

dominent arm.... I'm ambidextrous

bic pen or ballpoint

Ballpoint (Define Bic Pen?)

Smell of Vomit or Smell of Green Dry Erase Marker

Marker

pro or college sports

COLLEGE!

used Z now or new Z a year from now

New Z

Base jumping or bunjee jumping

base jumping

blue or red

Blue

Next person to post is an idiot... lol

^ohhh you posted too sloooooow

Hahahaha, got you good you f**ker! lol :icon18:

:owned:

ok back on track here......

paper or plastic

Paper

Imminent Fail or Wasted Oppertunity

Imminent fail

COD4 or any other FPS

Balllzzzz

COD4

Zaino or Meguiars

Maguires

guns or knives

Guns

Hanguns or Rifles

Again!

rifles

7.62 or 5.56

5.56

november or december

November

Water or Beer

Beer

Bud or Budlight

Bud Light

Blue Moon or Harvest Moon

blue moon

Leinenkuegel or hoegarden (spellings way off on both)

Hoegaarden

Beer and pretzels or beer and potato chips

beer and pretzels

pants or shorts

Pants

How do you like your women:
Cute face w/ okay body or okay face w/ awesome body

OK face/bangin' body (there is a limit though)

Hefeweizen or Kristalweizen

Kristalweizen liked the word

pot or beer

Beer

Crotch rocket or big V-twin

Big V Twin

Harley or Big Bear

Harley

Notebook or Notepad

notepad

kama sutra or tantra

Kama Sutra

Avoiding a fight and taking the girl

Getting in a fight and kickin his ***

Taking the girl... duh! LOL

this is a long on but, it makes it funnier

Fart and say excuse me revealing yourself OR Fart and say nothing wait for someone to notice and deny it.

Claim it.

Sammich or Sandwich

sandwich, torpedo

fart in front of a hot date

or

fart in front of a potential employer in which you could get a job making lots of $

Fart in front of hot date... if she can't deal with that, I doubt she's gonna be able to deal with my money pit car and gaming.

Thong or boy shorts

boy shorts

Chef Ramsay or Simon Cowell

Chef..............cause i like to cook


Zele or stock bumper