Cohiba

fishing pole or spear gun

Spear Gun! Nothing Like Finding & Shooting Rather Than Sitting... Waiting... And HOPEFULLY Eventually Hooking

Getting caught with a hooker
or
Finding out your mom's a hooker

lol

Getting caught with a hooker as long as the cops aren't involved...you know they can confiscate your car right?

Finding out your g/f cheated on you

or

Finding out that someone's been using your identity for the past year and charged up a mountain of debt.

gf cheated on you. Cuz g/f's are replaceable (and you can upgrade!). Your Credit Score... yea now thats a hassle.

getting your car GTA'd
or
A friend totaling it (without insurance)

this is a hard one lol uh getting it GTA'd i might just get it back then lol.

sitting through two hours of cartoons with your little cousin (barney, nick jr., etc.)
or
sitting through two hours of your gf run her mouth.

cartoons

sandwich

or

wrap

sandwich

Taco bell or del taco

taco bell, never had the other one.

Oranges

or

Puerto Ricans

Mangoes?

Sunlight or water?

uhh...water.

Bad headache or bad stomach ache?

bad stomach ache i will sh*t and it will go away lol

super street mag
or
import tuner mag

Import

Losing the jackpot lottery ticket
or
Watching Someone intentionally kill your new puppy

morbid I know... but I couldn't think of something to compare

Losing the jackpot lottery ticket.

Going to the club or a rave?

Rave

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Taco or Burrito?

Taco, but there is something coming out of your speedo...

stripper or call girl?