stupid cow drove of the edge of the cliff with my car.

Too much drama, not enough of my energy to deal with it

unable to sleep through the snoring

Viagra prescription expired

Watched her walk away...

very smelly feet

X rated films found on computer

Yolanda, our housekeeper, ratted me out

zipper pulled up too fast after taking a piss, nearly severed penis.

Next Category: Pop culture of past generations

Age of Aquarius

Banana-clips

Cocaine spoons hanging around your neck on a chain as you wait in line to see if you can get into Studio 54 -- and you are wearing white platform shoes and a leisure suit made from the finest polyester

DVDs

Everlasting Gobstoppers