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Zebra-striped ribbed condoms, extra small size
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New Category: New Year's Resolutions
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Admitting to my friends and family that I am a nymphomaniac and I have no plans to seek help.
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Being more tolerant of BMW and Subaru drivers
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Choose a new home and pull the trigger.
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Decide to be a better person to everyone -- even BMW and Subaru drivers
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Eat healthier and increase stamina, motivated by nymphomania
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Forgive people quicker, even Mercedes and Prius drivers
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Give to a charity so I can save my soul after indulging in an $800 a night hooker.
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Have compassion for people -- even BMW drivers
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I will quit smoking (after this pack) ;)
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Jump for joy more often
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Keep more of my receipts for tax season.
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Love my brothers and sisters more -- even the BMW folks
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Make more money so i can afford $800 per night hookers
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