Nightswimming in the Florida Everglades with an 800 dollar a night hooker while holding an open can of Bumblebee tuna.

Ocean yacht racing with a crew completely comprised of 20 year old debutantes who forgot all of their clothing except for garters, stockings and high-heeled pumps (and they have extremely low senses of morality)

Parachuting for 2, naked and attached behind an $800 a night hooker.

Queen-sized pantyhose play with big girls

Riding in the Cassini space probe, watching porn on my laptop before unlocking the secrets of Saturn

Spinning round and round on the elementary school merry-go-round in you Darth Vader costume after free-basing and drinking three 40 oz Old English in 5 minutes and singing "Free Bird"

Tobogganing after the $800 a night hooker I let drive my Z as it flies off a mountain

Upending police cars during the Occupy In-N-Out protests with an angry mob of disgruntled software consultants and after having been up for three days straight (sampling a fresh cshipment of un-stepped-on Peruvian Pink coke)

Venture to the center of the earth and along the way, encounter mole people that have been born without eyes. Find the prettiest one, pay her $800 a night.

whistle all night with the $800 mole wench

You are killing me.

Watching Mr. Vertigo get his brains sucked out by 100 $800 per night hookers, but they are all midget, pre-operative trans-sexual Phillipinos and I am high sniffing ether-soaked gym towels (no offense)

X-ray self having sex with X-ray technician on the table, ensuring to get both AP and lateral views.

yell "praise to the underground goddess" as you return to the surface after spending all night with an $800 mole wench.

Z-driving at high speed while talking on the phone, smoking a cigar and balancing a Bud tallboy between your knees while "educating" the mail-order Czech bride you just picked up at the airport -- oh yeah, the peyote button milkshake you drank a half an hour ago is kicking in...

New category, anyone???