vagina thrusting with a bottle of Jagermeister

wiping one's pecker on your girlfriend's curtains after raging sex

XXX beastiality porn with sheep and amputees

Yelling "I have a big schlong!!!!" repeatedly at the airport and TSA thinks you said "bomb" and then you get a cavity search and a beating

zipping your jeans up at the speed of light while your wang is still hanging out the fly after taking a piss.

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Ampitheatre during a Rush concert

Bottom of a well after running out of meds for claustrophobia

Covered in Wesson during oil wrestling competition at the local pub

During a screening of Schindler's List on Holocaust Memorial Day

East of the screening of Schindler's List on Holocaust Memorial Day

Friday's bathroom with a chunky waitress that brought your food out late

Goodwill donation station on Christmas week

Huddled in her parents' walk-in closet as her dad decides to change before going out to dinner with mom.

In church between services