Underwear (?)

Velvet Seat Covers (for your 1978 Cadillac El Droado)

Winch (for your Bronco)

X-Box

Yams (a traditional gift in our house :icon17:)

Z car! (any Z would nice old or new not gonna be picky if the gifts a Z)

Amphetamine use

Blowing off assignments

Crack use

Dressing in Drag

Ecstasy use

Fraudulent resumes

Ganja use

Heroin dealing/smoking/slamming/snorting/cutting/shooting/purchasing

Intravenous use of heroine

jerking (your boss around by his throat after drinking 15 shots of Tequila at lunch, then smoking a bowl of black-tar herion laced chronic in the company restroom)

kidding (sleeping with your boss's wife)

Laziness

masturbating (while chasing the boss's secretary around the office in plain sight of clients)

napping (in your boss' lap)

offending

Peeing (on your boss)

Quacking (like a duck during your annual performace evaluation)

rousing (your boss secretary)

Sniffing (female coworkers hair)

Tossing Cookies (on the conference room table)

Undressing (during a meeting)

Violating (policies about intoxication during client meetings)

Washing (your bosses car with paint thinner and sandpaper)

X-rated site visitation on company time (while wearing your boss' wife's undergarments and smoking a crack pipe)

Z driving to your bosses house to bang his wife while he is away fighting in Iraq. (Oh wait that's not x-rated, that just makes me a douche!!).

p.s. I'd never do that. My bosses wife is uglier than he is.

Is there a "Y" word or phrase in there somewhere? :icon17:

oops i got a little exited to drive the "Z" I guess!!! (who can blame me!)

Lemmie try again,

Yodeling (while driving to bosses wife to apologize for having unclean thoughts about her while her old man is off in Afghanistan.

Then she invites me in for cookies and.... wait I'm digressing!!!)

Go on.... go on....... :bowrofl:

Zipping up his porn collection into a password protected file - and not giving him the password.

new category - activities on vacation

acting crazy

beach patrolling

canoe