the cap from the aspirin bottle.
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After swallowing a fist-full...
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of mushrooms, I slowly began to
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realize that my face was still ....
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apparently melting.
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Frequently I like to...
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Cross dress at night so I can
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admire myself in the mirror while
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applying my garish makeup.
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When I see a woman in stockings,
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I immediately think back to
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the first time I slowly slid my hand up a woman's skirt and felt a garter strap.
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As I began to chew, I immediately...
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realized that what I thought was Kung Pao Chicken was really
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on an area that my buddies warned me never to chew on.
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