showing you my very convincing impersonation of Brian Williams " the news anchor" talking about the problematic North Korean Dictator who is threating the

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Entire dog population of G8 countries in effort to,

Rid the world of female York Shire Terriers, while breeding a new hybrid version of the famous yet shy

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Minniemousecapoodle, which is surely a copyright violation because of

The world super power act, signed back in January of 2015, outlining the declarations that forbid any and all

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Discussions about time travel and

creating a new dog breed that would have the manners and skill set of a African lion, while

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sharing the more delicate characteristics a sexually transmitted

genetic traits.

When she was famous, on the set of MASH,

alan would often approach her

with various propositions, including

showing her his behind-the-scenes "surgical-tool" that he uses

including a set of stainless steel clamping stirrups, with a self lubricating

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Eyelid inversion prongs, which when used properly would