all of the possibilities that implied.

The pantry door was left open, the smell of fresh peach's scented the air

-Clifford :tiphat:

taking me back in time to summers at my Grandma's farm in Woodlake, CA.

Jumped out of bed without a alarm clock as usual, drank my morning protein shake with 3 raw eggs and went straight for the

-Clifford :tiphat:

treadmill when I was met with an unusual sight --

The door to the on site gym was locked, so a slight problem was before me, never to worry

-Clifford :tiphat:

as I always carry a

jock strap fortified

with an ample supply of

Swiss Army knives, with the latest door slim jim tools and I even carry a spare

-Clifford :tiphat:

kotex in case the knife accidentally opens and severs one of my baby-makers.

When flying on commercial airlines, it is usually

frowned upon to remove

one's underwear whilst

I saw nothing but pure unadulterated bush